Agent Tesla: So do you remember that movie where the angel shows the guy what life would like if he didn't exist or whatever?
Magnus Rikiya: You mean It's A Wonderful-
Agent Tesla: Ah! We cannot say the name because otherwise we could get into legal troubles even though the entirety of the plot has become a trope similar to The Island of Dr. Moreau. Now you know what I am talking about though?
Magnus Rikiya: Yes I know the movie in question. What about it?
Agent Tesla: Pursuant to the league requested training for week two of the thirtieth season I am going to show you a world where the choices made that led you to the ISFL are not made.
Magnus Rikiya: Why do I have an ominous feeling in the pit of my stomach about this whole endeavor?
Agent Tesla: Because you have grown all too accustomed to my particular brand of chaos. Now scene change!
Insert Spongebob-esque cue card that says 'if Magnus had never joined the ISFL'
Magnus Rikiya: This is a vast empty void. Are you telling me that without me the ISFL does not exist?
Agent Tesla: Yes and no! Try to think a little deeper on the subject.
Magnus Rikiya: Can I read the actual text of the training in question?
Agent Tesla: Of course you can Magnus!
Magnus Rikiya: The choice that I made was made for me as it came about from you giving me my life back after the accident. Although going back even more I exist only because you made me exist. Thus the choice that led me to the ISFL is the very choice that created me, and without that choice the vast multiverse that my creator calls home would have never crossed paths with the ISFL. Thus my branch of that multiverse exists only because I exist. Why are you making me think about these things at one in the morning?
Agent Tesla: Because I am a delightful trickster god?
Magnus Rikiya: So theoretically you may have created me anyway for one of your other roleplay endeavors. What would you say my profession would be in that instance?
Agent Tesla: Gym teacher. Your innate focus is on strength, but your understanding of the world around you shows a philosophy that is not just focused on muscle. Plus I would love to have a Coach Rikiya character you know?
Magnus Rikiya: Is that good enough to cover the training task?
Agent Tesla: And then some I do believe! Thank you for helping out as always and enjoy returning to nonexistence until I need you again.
Magnus Rikiya: Yay.
Magnus Rikiya: You mean It's A Wonderful-
Agent Tesla: Ah! We cannot say the name because otherwise we could get into legal troubles even though the entirety of the plot has become a trope similar to The Island of Dr. Moreau. Now you know what I am talking about though?
Magnus Rikiya: Yes I know the movie in question. What about it?
Agent Tesla: Pursuant to the league requested training for week two of the thirtieth season I am going to show you a world where the choices made that led you to the ISFL are not made.
Magnus Rikiya: Why do I have an ominous feeling in the pit of my stomach about this whole endeavor?
Agent Tesla: Because you have grown all too accustomed to my particular brand of chaos. Now scene change!
Insert Spongebob-esque cue card that says 'if Magnus had never joined the ISFL'
Magnus Rikiya: This is a vast empty void. Are you telling me that without me the ISFL does not exist?
Agent Tesla: Yes and no! Try to think a little deeper on the subject.
Magnus Rikiya: Can I read the actual text of the training in question?
Agent Tesla: Of course you can Magnus!
Magnus Rikiya: The choice that I made was made for me as it came about from you giving me my life back after the accident. Although going back even more I exist only because you made me exist. Thus the choice that led me to the ISFL is the very choice that created me, and without that choice the vast multiverse that my creator calls home would have never crossed paths with the ISFL. Thus my branch of that multiverse exists only because I exist. Why are you making me think about these things at one in the morning?
Agent Tesla: Because I am a delightful trickster god?
Magnus Rikiya: So theoretically you may have created me anyway for one of your other roleplay endeavors. What would you say my profession would be in that instance?
Agent Tesla: Gym teacher. Your innate focus is on strength, but your understanding of the world around you shows a philosophy that is not just focused on muscle. Plus I would love to have a Coach Rikiya character you know?
Magnus Rikiya: Is that good enough to cover the training task?
Agent Tesla: And then some I do believe! Thank you for helping out as always and enjoy returning to nonexistence until I need you again.
Magnus Rikiya: Yay.
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