Drip Dad was always destined for football. This is known by his family, where most of the earliest photos of him are around footballs. From the earliest chance he got, he was always carving up defenses with his unique ability to run and catch the ball out of the backfield. But there was another love that Drip always held, and that was, of course, synchronized swimming. Now, mens artistic swimming isn't big anywhere outside of the apartment building that Drip grew up in, but he loved it. Not only did he love it, but he was so good at it, that he went viral on youtube as a 10 year old. He was praised for achieving the "molecular Gastronomy", a mens artistic swimming trick that was passed down to him by his grandfather. Later in life, Drip would find out that Drip Grandad was the founder of mens artistic swimming in that very same apartment pool that Drip spent years swimming in. After that video, Drip made his appearances on the media circuit, but while he was talking to Conan, Drip realized that he hadn't stepped foot on a football field in 2 years. He missed football too much, and at that moment devoted his life to the pursuit of an ultimus.
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