(S30) PT 2 - Alternate History

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Chunt The Badger is not always known for his excellent life choices. From being thrown out of Disneyland due to a drunken brawl to consistently showing up late for practice, he is not the most responsible of badgers. However, his grounding force throughout all of these questionable choices is Chunt joining the ISFL. At this point, life without football is unimaginable for the badger. If anyone were to guess, he would probably be back in his home world of Foon, eating spiced potatoes and continuing his pursuit of annoying his friends. Before Chunt knew football, he was simply meandering throughout his life, convincing other creatures to sleep with him so he could shift into their form. Life was dull and meaningless. His best friends, Arnie and Usidore even tried to have him be happy again with their podcast “Hello, From The Magic Tavern” but sadly that couldn’t fill this football shaped hole in our favorite badgers heart. Even a fight against the Dark Lord of Foon (the equivalent of Voldemort) didn’t energize Chunt the way the ISFL has. The simple answer to the PT this week is nothing. Chunt is nothing if it weren’t for football. Life would have no meaning and Chunt would essentially be a walking corpse.