(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime

[Darnellthebeast]

It is Darnell Turner's chance to be the star of the show. ESPN's primetime intro has selected the cornerback from the Baltimore Hawks to be the main attraction in the introduction video to the week 11 primetime games. Rumor has it this will be one of the most unique introductions of all time. Turner will be showing off every single party trick he knows. The leaked schedule starts with him spinning a ball on his finger. He then goes to juggling three tennis balls, one of his favorite tricks. His next activity will be juggling a soccer ball(the kind of juggling with your foot) for at least 30 kicks. After that, he'll show off by performing five muscle ups. He will finish the show off by picking a lock to get out of a bowl being filled with water and then kicking a football from 30 yards out and nailing the cross bar, which will trigger a large firework show spelling out "WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL". Turner says he has worked extra hard to make sure that he creates the most memorable intro ever. This supports rumors that he reportadly bribed commissioner Ballerstorm into allowing him to be in the intro, but that's irrelavant now.