Tayshawn Crunk used to play free safety before transitioning to cornerback. He likes interceptions. After Week 7 of the ISFL season, he did not have any interceptions. He decided that he needed to take his training to the next level. Crunk is not a coach, however, so didn't really know what drills would help him, so he turned to the most trusted source of information in his life: movies.
First, he watched the Karate Kid. What better way to improve his hand eye co-ordination than to catch a fly with chopsticks? Well, that was the theory. As it turns out, that challenge is as impossible as it seems. Also, it will get you kicked out of the second cheapest Chinese buffet in the city.
Disappointed and full of monosodium glutamate, Crunk went home and watched Rocky. Halfway through, he remembered that Rocky II was the one with the iconic training scenes so he watched that afterwards. After a misunderstanding at his local Walmart involving a frozen chicken (that wouldn't take too much chasing) he did the only thing he could think of, and booked tickets to Philadelphia.
Planning his route while on the flight, Crunk proceeded to run the entire length of Rocky's famous training run, each scene in order. He had not realised that it would be almost 31 miles. There were no children to celebrate with him as he collapsed on the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art.
First, he watched the Karate Kid. What better way to improve his hand eye co-ordination than to catch a fly with chopsticks? Well, that was the theory. As it turns out, that challenge is as impossible as it seems. Also, it will get you kicked out of the second cheapest Chinese buffet in the city.
Disappointed and full of monosodium glutamate, Crunk went home and watched Rocky. Halfway through, he remembered that Rocky II was the one with the iconic training scenes so he watched that afterwards. After a misunderstanding at his local Walmart involving a frozen chicken (that wouldn't take too much chasing) he did the only thing he could think of, and booked tickets to Philadelphia.
Planning his route while on the flight, Crunk proceeded to run the entire length of Rocky's famous training run, each scene in order. He had not realised that it would be almost 31 miles. There were no children to celebrate with him as he collapsed on the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art.
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