This season has been pretty rough so far. Apparently the sacrifice that I made to the sim gods was not sufficient enough. I feel like Bender and the Otters are underperforming this season. But that's the roll of the dice. I had high hopes for Bender at the beginning of the season. After overachieving last season he started off this season with a 2 sack game, the first of his career! I thought "ok great! He's building on his past success." That would not be the case. Since then he's only managed 2 more sacks. While Bender is getting more tackles than previously, his sacks, interceptions, and forced fumbles are all down from last season. I guess teams are figuring out how to stop him or something. But fear not! You figure out what kind of character someone has through adversity. And Bender is continuing to get better through training. Or drinking and smoking more than usual. I don't know he is doing whatever it takes makes an alcoholic robot get better. And that for sure is making him stronger, more agile, and competitive. The gains may not show until next season, but I guarantee you that Bender will be a sack making machine in the near future.
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