Tyler Montain has been having the absolute worst helmet hair he has ever experienced. He has tried everything from Head and Shoulders, to Pantene Pro-V, to Garnier Fructis, to Suave, and Dove. Nothing has been able to help him shake the annoying affects that his high tech helmet has on his luscious locks. He has reached out to world renowned hair care specialist, Oribe, for tips and styling techniques. Unfortunately, even world class help has fallen short in the goal of cleaning up the unkempt salad making Montain's outlooks dreary. Now that we are half way through the season, Montain has set his sights on ensuring he is perfectly presentable for on and off the field appearances in order to remain on top of the ISFL hunk watch list. Knowing there is something on the line keeps Montain pushing to be stronger and better; static and humidity will NOT get the best of Tyler. He has only a few weeks left before the postseason and he intends to make every effort to be presentable long before the final whistle of the regular season blows. It is not enough for Tyler to be performing at an elite level on the field, he needs to make sure his appearance is that of a professional on top of his performance. He does it for the fans.
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