08-25-2021, 12:20 PM
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21. Now thats three seasons on the new sim. What are your thoughts? Do you think that it is better than DDSPF16?
This sim is absolutely terrible. It always has been. It is a complete embarrassment. The designers, programmers, and testers should all be ashamed of themselves. There is no attention to detail at all in this simulation game. The 16 version is almost better, which is a scary thought knowing that the game has not really progressed at all in over 5 IRL years. There are very few redeeming qualities in this software, and there never has been. Line of scrimmages vary depending on which way you are going on the screen. Plays with penalties are replayed multiple times, and the list goes on. Trying to see stats mid-game was much better in the old version, as was mostly everything else. The league needs a new sim altogether. The original Front Office Football that was released by Solecismic Software in 1998 blows away this trash they try to call a simulation game. Time to move on from this travesty. In addition, it is preferred that weekly game sims end before sunrise the next morning. The games take entirely too long to sim now, and this inferior product just finds new ways every year to ruin a game with potential. The league chose this game, and the league now needs to do better and find a better alternative.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
The halftime show would consist of a plethora of different types of entertainment. First, there would be an exciting synchronized jump rope routine by a talented local group of trained jump rope artists. This would be followed by some slam poetry delivered by up and coming writers from the Urban Poets Collective. Then, there would be an operatic interlude as a tribute to The Three Tenors, Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras, and Luciano Pavarotti. The opera portion will work to soothe and calm the audience before the start of the massive encore. The 20-minute encore will consist of an All-Star Jam of some of the top musicians in the United States, regardless of genre. This season it will consist of the following artists: Metallica, Taylor Swift, Maroon 5, Stevie Wonder, Jay-Z, Willie Nelson, Foo Fighters, Eminem, Elton John, and Ozzy Osbourne. Their setlist will contain a medley of greatest hits from all of the performers that will be a showstopper. As the music fades, Michael Buffer will take the stage to announce the start of the second half of the game. It will be a no holds barred extravaganza that will be unmatched in its originality. It will go down as the pest halftime show in history. The only person that could have done it better would be Prince all by himself.
26. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
The new version of football would be very similar to the old version of football. The one where you were allowed to hit the opponent. The one where just a slight gust of wind anywhere near the quarterback did not result in a roughing the passer penalty. The one where the ground could cause a fumble. The one where the defense stood a chance. The one where you weren't allowed to give yourself up as runner. The one where a hit to the helmet was an ordinary occurrence. The one where guys were missing teeth. The one where there was no such thing as a defenseless receiver. The one where you were allowed to drive the quarterback into the ground. The one that didn't resemble flag football. The one that let you kick the opponent or punch his junk after a play. The one where the offense lived in fear of a big hit, and thought twice about catching a ball over the middle. The one where a receiver would get alligator arms thinking about it. The one where guys would have vials of coke in their football pants on the field. That is the game I miss. The one I see now doesn't even resemble that sport I grew up loving.
32. Affliate PT from either SHL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this UW. And you may only use a max of 1. (2.5 TPE)
SHL Affiliate PT
This sim is absolutely terrible. It always has been. It is a complete embarrassment. The designers, programmers, and testers should all be ashamed of themselves. There is no attention to detail at all in this simulation game. The 16 version is almost better, which is a scary thought knowing that the game has not really progressed at all in over 5 IRL years. There are very few redeeming qualities in this software, and there never has been. Line of scrimmages vary depending on which way you are going on the screen. Plays with penalties are replayed multiple times, and the list goes on. Trying to see stats mid-game was much better in the old version, as was mostly everything else. The league needs a new sim altogether. The original Front Office Football that was released by Solecismic Software in 1998 blows away this trash they try to call a simulation game. Time to move on from this travesty. In addition, it is preferred that weekly game sims end before sunrise the next morning. The games take entirely too long to sim now, and this inferior product just finds new ways every year to ruin a game with potential. The league chose this game, and the league now needs to do better and find a better alternative.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
The halftime show would consist of a plethora of different types of entertainment. First, there would be an exciting synchronized jump rope routine by a talented local group of trained jump rope artists. This would be followed by some slam poetry delivered by up and coming writers from the Urban Poets Collective. Then, there would be an operatic interlude as a tribute to The Three Tenors, Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras, and Luciano Pavarotti. The opera portion will work to soothe and calm the audience before the start of the massive encore. The 20-minute encore will consist of an All-Star Jam of some of the top musicians in the United States, regardless of genre. This season it will consist of the following artists: Metallica, Taylor Swift, Maroon 5, Stevie Wonder, Jay-Z, Willie Nelson, Foo Fighters, Eminem, Elton John, and Ozzy Osbourne. Their setlist will contain a medley of greatest hits from all of the performers that will be a showstopper. As the music fades, Michael Buffer will take the stage to announce the start of the second half of the game. It will be a no holds barred extravaganza that will be unmatched in its originality. It will go down as the pest halftime show in history. The only person that could have done it better would be Prince all by himself.
26. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
The new version of football would be very similar to the old version of football. The one where you were allowed to hit the opponent. The one where just a slight gust of wind anywhere near the quarterback did not result in a roughing the passer penalty. The one where the ground could cause a fumble. The one where the defense stood a chance. The one where you weren't allowed to give yourself up as runner. The one where a hit to the helmet was an ordinary occurrence. The one where guys were missing teeth. The one where there was no such thing as a defenseless receiver. The one where you were allowed to drive the quarterback into the ground. The one that didn't resemble flag football. The one that let you kick the opponent or punch his junk after a play. The one where the offense lived in fear of a big hit, and thought twice about catching a ball over the middle. The one where a receiver would get alligator arms thinking about it. The one where guys would have vials of coke in their football pants on the field. That is the game I miss. The one I see now doesn't even resemble that sport I grew up loving.
32. Affliate PT from either SHL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this UW. And you may only use a max of 1. (2.5 TPE)
SHL Affiliate PT
