08-25-2021, 10:01 PM
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17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. No graphics option available here.
Our stadium next year only need a few things included to be one of the best stadiums in the league. First and foremost, a good variety of local, domestic, and imported beers at reasonable prices. We need our fans to be loud, be need them to be energized, we need them to engaged. Give them some beer at a decent price and your sure to have the crowd roaring every home game. To tag along with this, also have reasonably priced snacks and food for the people. You want the people drunk, but not overboard drunk. Keep them fed and you’ll decrease the amount of brawls that break out.
Second, you need one of those big round full circle tv screens like the Rams/Chargers have. Get one of the and ensure everyone gets a great view of the action.
Third, and I know this one is a stretch. But we need to include a strip club or at least a few stripper poles around the stadium. Hire some of the cheerleaders or backup cheerleaders to dance on those poles every game and watch stadium attendance soar. What can be better than getting a lap dance while you watch your favorite team score a touchdown in person against their biggest rival?
And finally, and this is the most important, you have to include a couple of those kick-ass pools like the Buccaneers have. Put a few of those around and charge the fans extra to enjoy the game while partying in the pool. We’ll be making money hand over fist!
19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? Graphic Option: Create the cover art for your player’s show
If my player had a show starring them, the name of it would have to be either “The Real King of the Hill” or “The King of Arlen.” My player actually used to be an actor on a show called “King of the Hill” that ended a few years ago. Throughout the show, it is evident that my player is portrayed in a less than favorable light. He is seen as the ugliest, laziest, fattest, dirtiest person in their group of four friends, and frankly that is unfair to Bill who is in my humble opinion, the most caring and genuine person in the entire series. I think Bill is due for a spin-off show that follows Bill’s life, including his new rejuvenated football career. I think Bill was the most misunderstood character in the show and I think Bill having his own show would be even better than the original show. Sure Bill isn’t perfect, and having this new show could give Bill a shot at redemption with the other show not really giving Bill any positive outlooks on his otherwise depressing life. Bill deserves a chance to show everyone that he is more than the depressed, lazy crybaby that he is portrayed as. The show would include members of the old cast, his three main friends of course Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. But I would also introduce many new characters such as my teammates and coach. By the end of the show, I truly believe Bill could come across as the happiest, most athletic, and most confident member of the group as his development in the DSFL and ISFL continues.
25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
If the linebacker position is not available when I get called up to the big leagues, I think my player would actually not have a problem with that. Bill’s natural position is on the defensive line, either as an end or a tackle. Bill was an absolute monster on the defensive side of the ball and he is used to going up against the biggest player on the opposing team. Luckily though, if neither the DE or DT position were also unavailable, Bill could also be played as a fullback or even as a Jerome Bertie type running back. This was Bill’s position in high school also during special circumstances. Anytime the team needed just a yard or two for a first down or touchdown, the team called upon the Billdozer to push the ball far enough to get jus what they needed. He was an animal with the ball in his hands as he couldn’t be taken down even with several players on him trying to bring him down. Bill was so good at his job that he set a touchdown record at his high school that still stands until this day. Bill didn’t even play during his senior year of high school due to his enlistment in the US Army, so you can imagine how unstoppable William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive was on the football field. So even if it happens that Bill needs to make a position change, I think he will have no problems adjusting to the new position.
26. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
If I could make just one change to this beautiful game of football that we all love so much, it would have to be the drug testing policy. Specifically the policy regarding marijuana use. It is known the use of marijuana throughout the players in the NFL is prominent. Many players use it both recreationally and for medical purposes, especially helping with stress and as a painkiller. Although the benefits of marijuana have been widely publicized, the league still holds a strict stance against its use. And unfortunately as fans of the NFL we have been cheated out of watching some of the most exciting players in the history of the NFL due to its strict enforcement. Players like Ricky Williams and Josh Gordon have had their careers disrupted and I think it is completely unfair. Substance abuse and marijuana use are completely different things and to group them together with the same punishments is shocking. I think it is time the the NFL reverse their stance on marijuana use especially because so many of the players use it and have to worry about being suspended due to having traces of THC in their urine. It does not provide a any physical advantage and can help players when dealing with pain or mental issues they may be having. Hopefully we see some major changes happen soon because the fans want to see Josh Gordon play to their fullest potential without worry of being suspended again without pay.
Our stadium next year only need a few things included to be one of the best stadiums in the league. First and foremost, a good variety of local, domestic, and imported beers at reasonable prices. We need our fans to be loud, be need them to be energized, we need them to engaged. Give them some beer at a decent price and your sure to have the crowd roaring every home game. To tag along with this, also have reasonably priced snacks and food for the people. You want the people drunk, but not overboard drunk. Keep them fed and you’ll decrease the amount of brawls that break out.
Second, you need one of those big round full circle tv screens like the Rams/Chargers have. Get one of the and ensure everyone gets a great view of the action.
Third, and I know this one is a stretch. But we need to include a strip club or at least a few stripper poles around the stadium. Hire some of the cheerleaders or backup cheerleaders to dance on those poles every game and watch stadium attendance soar. What can be better than getting a lap dance while you watch your favorite team score a touchdown in person against their biggest rival?
And finally, and this is the most important, you have to include a couple of those kick-ass pools like the Buccaneers have. Put a few of those around and charge the fans extra to enjoy the game while partying in the pool. We’ll be making money hand over fist!
19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be? Graphic Option: Create the cover art for your player’s show
If my player had a show starring them, the name of it would have to be either “The Real King of the Hill” or “The King of Arlen.” My player actually used to be an actor on a show called “King of the Hill” that ended a few years ago. Throughout the show, it is evident that my player is portrayed in a less than favorable light. He is seen as the ugliest, laziest, fattest, dirtiest person in their group of four friends, and frankly that is unfair to Bill who is in my humble opinion, the most caring and genuine person in the entire series. I think Bill is due for a spin-off show that follows Bill’s life, including his new rejuvenated football career. I think Bill was the most misunderstood character in the show and I think Bill having his own show would be even better than the original show. Sure Bill isn’t perfect, and having this new show could give Bill a shot at redemption with the other show not really giving Bill any positive outlooks on his otherwise depressing life. Bill deserves a chance to show everyone that he is more than the depressed, lazy crybaby that he is portrayed as. The show would include members of the old cast, his three main friends of course Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. But I would also introduce many new characters such as my teammates and coach. By the end of the show, I truly believe Bill could come across as the happiest, most athletic, and most confident member of the group as his development in the DSFL and ISFL continues.
25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
If the linebacker position is not available when I get called up to the big leagues, I think my player would actually not have a problem with that. Bill’s natural position is on the defensive line, either as an end or a tackle. Bill was an absolute monster on the defensive side of the ball and he is used to going up against the biggest player on the opposing team. Luckily though, if neither the DE or DT position were also unavailable, Bill could also be played as a fullback or even as a Jerome Bertie type running back. This was Bill’s position in high school also during special circumstances. Anytime the team needed just a yard or two for a first down or touchdown, the team called upon the Billdozer to push the ball far enough to get jus what they needed. He was an animal with the ball in his hands as he couldn’t be taken down even with several players on him trying to bring him down. Bill was so good at his job that he set a touchdown record at his high school that still stands until this day. Bill didn’t even play during his senior year of high school due to his enlistment in the US Army, so you can imagine how unstoppable William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive was on the football field. So even if it happens that Bill needs to make a position change, I think he will have no problems adjusting to the new position.
26. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
If I could make just one change to this beautiful game of football that we all love so much, it would have to be the drug testing policy. Specifically the policy regarding marijuana use. It is known the use of marijuana throughout the players in the NFL is prominent. Many players use it both recreationally and for medical purposes, especially helping with stress and as a painkiller. Although the benefits of marijuana have been widely publicized, the league still holds a strict stance against its use. And unfortunately as fans of the NFL we have been cheated out of watching some of the most exciting players in the history of the NFL due to its strict enforcement. Players like Ricky Williams and Josh Gordon have had their careers disrupted and I think it is completely unfair. Substance abuse and marijuana use are completely different things and to group them together with the same punishments is shocking. I think it is time the the NFL reverse their stance on marijuana use especially because so many of the players use it and have to worry about being suspended due to having traces of THC in their urine. It does not provide a any physical advantage and can help players when dealing with pain or mental issues they may be having. Hopefully we see some major changes happen soon because the fans want to see Josh Gordon play to their fullest potential without worry of being suspended again without pay.
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”
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