(S31) PT 2 - Mistakenly Rich?

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Maybe an accounting error that give you an extra $4 mil would be a happy accident that happens to you mere organics, but to me - the great Bender - it was no accident. You see I used my super computer big brain to hack the system and add that money to my statement. Now I know that if the books are off they will eventually find out and come for that money, so I took a little bit of money from each of my teammates. Just enough to make me rich, but not enough from them to notice. Think of it as a Bender tax for me being so awesome and all. So no I most definitely do not tell my GMs about it. What do you think I am some kind of chump?? The question now is: how would I spend the money? First thing I do is head to the cino and bet on blackjack. I count cards using my extremely efficient robot brain and end up with $150 mil! On my way out, this lovely robette caught my eye and woo her with my classic Bender charm. Turns out she was the wife of the robot mafia Don bot. His goons promptly take me outside, beat me up, and take my money bag.