(S31) PT 2 - Mistakenly Rich?

[y2bobman]

So the Outlaws have given me an extra four million you say? Probably what I deserve if I'm honest. I mean look, I'm the top linebacker in this league, fact. And the secret behind my success? I mean, other than hard work, more hard work? Chicken wings. And four million bucks buys a hell of a lot of chicken wings. In fact, let me think about this. I can get 10 wings for $5. So... erm... that's.... erm.... damn that's too many wings, even for me. So yeah, hang fire a second. Let me call up Z a minute. I mean he's been my boy since the London days, like a brother to me.

So speaking with Z, seems the only logical explanation is that someone else on the team is four million short on their deal. But it ain't him. So we heading out for some chicken wings. See if we can't make a dent on that money. And then whatever is left, maybe I hand that back in to the office tomorrow. Or maybe I don't. I mean, my memory kinda lapses these days from all the hits I give.

Next day, damn, seems that it was Crunk who was short on his paycheck. He only missed the payment on his car and gone had it repossessed. Fuck. I should really come clean. But that ain't me. I lay the whole thing on Sarrasin. And I ain't seen him around here since. Think maybe Crunk caught up with him. That's football.