(S31) PT 3 - Investments

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Goldfish. Hear me out! Everyone has a goldfish as a kid, right? They’re easy to look after, yet still install some responsibility in a young person. They’re also firm favourites with adults that are just useless with anything that requires more attention. That right there, ladies and gentlemen is called demand — and I have the supply!

I’ve not invested in breeding any old Goldfish though, oh no! I’ve invested in breeding the finest fish in the country. Most Goldfish are born and then spend their formative period in what is essentially a farm. Mine all have their own diamond encrusted tank and are fed nothing but cavia. To begin with, they refused to eat it but it’s an acquired taste, right? After a few days with nothing else offered to them, they soon started eating it without any issues.

At the moment, we have some haters preaching something about animal cruelty but once they’re out of the way. It doesn’t matter what you do, there’s always gonna be someone trying to hold you down. Don’t let the nay-sayers stop you. I won’t. Me and those fish are living our best lives. Smart Fish is gonna be THE premier supplier of Goldfish in the entire country.

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