Cobra Kai has his future life already figured out, he lives in a cheap rental place, hardly has any furniture or luxuries and doesn’t need much money to continue this lifestyle. The only thing he needs is his daily dose of Coors Banquet. He currently has a bank account for about 360 million dollar, so even if he goes on a spending spree, it is unlikely that he will run into money issues. This cheap lifestyle has enabled him to save up a lot of cash, without fancy investment opportunities. Since the isfl stock market closed down he has no idea what to buy for stocks, so he just invests it in sixpacks instead.
Where others are living on the edge, buying state of the art cars, clothing and all the electronical gadget they can think of, Cobra Kai recently bought a betamax device to watch movies at home, he heard they will beat the vhs systems, so this must be a good investment for him.
There’s no need for the amount of money he has on the bank as he could live of the interest of it pretty easily, but it is always nice to have a couple of hundred million spare incase the beer prices go up, but if that doesn’t happen, this lifestyle should have Cobra Kai set for life.
Where others are living on the edge, buying state of the art cars, clothing and all the electronical gadget they can think of, Cobra Kai recently bought a betamax device to watch movies at home, he heard they will beat the vhs systems, so this must be a good investment for him.
There’s no need for the amount of money he has on the bank as he could live of the interest of it pretty easily, but it is always nice to have a couple of hundred million spare incase the beer prices go up, but if that doesn’t happen, this lifestyle should have Cobra Kai set for life.
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COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
S52: Second Team All Pro
S52: Pro Bowl