A lot of folks out there seems to think that life is a cake walk once you make the ISFL. It is a commonly held belief that you will be living on easy street the rest of your life after you retire. Well, I have seen far too many teammates fall into the unfortunate predicament of finding themselves broke not long after they hang up their cleats. I am not going to let that happen to me. In the grand scheme of things I am not one of the richest guys in the league so I have a plan: whoring myself out to any and every sponsorship deal that comes knocking. This very post is being brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends. Just by reading you can enter the code “ohgodpleasedon’tletmegobroketheyaregoingtotakemythumbs” for 100 free gems and a hero based off of yours truly. Oh mobile games are not your thing, eh? Maybe you are using your phone to try and get lucky instead of game. If that is the case you should download the new dating app Receivr. It is pretty much a clone of all the other dating apps but you match with somebody a little clip of one of my touchdown dances plays. After you match on Receivr make sure you grab Flag On The Play brand emergency contraceptive – for once you will be cheering for catch interference.
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