(S31) PT 5 - Day in the Life of

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For the Colorado Yeti's Buffalo Hunter, being featured on the teams YouTube channel means having to actually attempt to do something exciting while the camera is rolling. It sounds easy, but when you're as laid back and as lazy as Buffalo, it's harder then it seems. 
On a typical day, Buffalo Hunter(BH) would roll out of bed as the garbage truck down on the street collected his empty beer and champagne bottles with a crescendo of crashes and smashed glass. He would then casually wake the two beautiful women who stayed at his apartment in Downtown Denver after the previous nights wild party. He'd promise to call them , knowing full well that he wouldn't even remember their names by lunchtime that day and arrange for an Uber to pick them up and take them home....wherever that was. After showering, washing the stench of Coors and cheap perfume off his chiseled body, he'd dress for the day, head downstairs and have his personal chef make him some breakfast. That could range from simple bacon and eggs to freshly squeezed orange juice and a handful of Tylenol to suppress the usual morning dehydration and pounding headache. So far, there's not much that the teams media department would want to show, but later in the day there might be something useful for them to upload.

After breakfast there's time for him to check with his investment advisor and his bookie, just to confirm that he's making just enough money to cover his losses and then it's time to head to the garage to pick a ride and head to the Yeti training facility. The cameraman could join BH for the ride and film the high octane adventure as he breaks several Colorado road laws and imitates a scene from any of the Fast & The Furious movies, weaving in and out of traffic at high speed. That should excite some viewers!

After a quick underwear change for the cameraman, it's time to take some film of the team training, joking around and then some serious shots of BH as he pretends to understand the coaches going through the video review, highlighting plays and suggesting improvements. He nods his head, takes notes(he really just draws boobs) and makes some suggestions such "I think if Caliban actually looked my way every now and then, maybe I'd score a TD". Maybe he has coaching potential after his playing career?

It's mid afternoon and the team has been told to head home, maybe do their own game prep(haha, right) and just relax before tomorrow's game against the Salamanders. Out of game prep or relax, the media team is pretty sure they know which option that BH will take. It's just after dinner and BH has ordered for everybody including the film crew. There's food, some company and even a little chemical stimulation for those that are so inclined. It's going to be another great night and everyone's invited. 

After watching the raw footage the following day, the Yeti Media Department make an incredibly smart decision. "Forget Hunter, let's try Ruschmann instead!"

So there we have it. The exciting but brief and ultimately unusable attempt at using Buffalo Hunter for their "A Day In The Life Of...series. After seeing him in day to day situations, perhaps the retrospective of his life will be much more entertaining as teammates, friends and girls he never called back discuss knowing Buffalo Hunter before his slide into poverty, addiction and obscurity.

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