The routine of Honky Tonk Haywood is perhaps one that many men would kill for. I’ll admit it has its moments. First, ol’ HTH wakes up to the sound of an alarm at 5:30am. Not ideal, but when you’ve got a full day you have to pop out of bed early. After shaking the cobwebs out, Haywood downs a gallon of water, a steaming hot cup of black coffee, and then a massive protein shake. From there, it’s on to breakfast. Haywood’s personal chef prepares 12 eggs scrambled, with a pile of bacon and sausage, home fries, and a board of charcuterie. After his morning constitutional, Haywood is ready to begin his 7am workout. A grueling half-mile run is followed by heavy lifting for an hour. A shower, change, and another round of protein shake has Haywood is out of the house around 9am. Honky has three hours to take care of his other responsibilities – a little consultation with his agent and members of his charity works and familiarizing himself with his emailed updates to the playbook and scouting reports. At noon, Haywood fulfills a couple of media requests, and then it’s back to the fork and knife. Depending on the day, you may see Haywood with a full pizza, fried chicken, steak tips, or pulled pork, with all the sides and fixins. And a bowl of ice cream to pack on additional protein. All of that by 2pm. Some may say they envy the life of HTH, but do they have the stamina to keep up with his weighty schedule?
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