(S31) PT 5 - Day in the Life of

[StadiumGambler]

Saleem Spence's routine starts not unlike a character from American Psycho, with a lot of stomach crunches while only wearing corporate-sponsored underwear. Unlike the lead from American Psycho though, Spence does not have an overly complicated shower and self-care routine, simply using cheapo 5-in-1 shampoo and not bothering with a shave more than once a week.

Spence then gets a ride to the stadium (on home games), from his personal assistant, whos rocking an SUV with the dark window tint. Upon arriving at the Sarasota stadium, he does his traditional 10-minute handshake in the parking lot with his homie teammate Stumpy Jones, and then spends an hour catching passes in the dressing room from any Sarasota coach willing to throw them. Spence then gets dressed, has a (probably) mediocre game, and then after a win, he invites the team in for some South African-style barbecue, roasting some beef in a special sauce and serving it to the cool veteran teammates, while jokingly using the rookies as free labor in the kitchen. The night ends with Spence's neighbors yelling at him to turn down his stereo blaring the Black Panther soundtrack, and Spence is like "Turn it down? Wakanda bullshit are you saying?", followed by a big belly laugh and a mass high-five with the rest of his teammates. Then the show would go off the air with the cops being called, presumably.