10-18-2021, 11:09 AM
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22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
Our halftime show should be Prince. There are no other options worthy. Prince had the greatest NFL Super Bowl Halftime Show of all time, and we have no right to fool around with perfection. Hire his hologram to perform immediately. You will not find anything better. You can try all you want to improve on that, but you will fail miserably. The only issues is that he would be able to be contained with the confines of a 20-minute set. When Prince performs, you get what you get and you don't get upset. His full-length setlist would consist of Little Red Corvette, Nothing Compares 2 U, U Got The Look, I Would Die 4 U, Baby I'm a Star, Kiss, Darling Nikki, Purple Rain, Plectrumelectrum, and many more. The players better stay warm and sauna up at halftime, because it may be 3 hours or so before they get back out on the field. If you ask Prince to finish early, it will not go well, and he will play extended versions of unheard songs from Morris Day & The Time. All of these things are worth having the musical genius perform. Check your ego at the door, because Prince Rogers Nelson will not. Get used to it.
26. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
I want to see power-ups on the field like in video games. Step on the 50-yard logo and you are transported to a random spot on the field. You could have an open lane to the end zone, or end up in the middle of a scrum. In addition, let's have the entire field covered in sponsorships. There is never enough money to go around, and the easiest way to get it is to sell useless advertising space to rich suckers. The grass in the end zones should be replaced with 6 foot high cornstalks to make scoring more difficult. The entire field should also be fenced in, and the walls are in play. There would be no out of bounds at all. You would be given 10 plays to score. No first downs at all. No punts, and no field goals. You start every drive at your own goal line. If you fail to score a touchdown in 10 plays, the other team starts at their own goal line. There are no point after conversions. Touchdowns only. Oh, and there is no pass interference. It will be a free-for-fall of epic proportions, and the best conditioned team will most likely prevail. But as they say, that's why they play the games.
30. The World Football Association was established last season and has run through its first season What do you think about the WFC as a whole and how it has been shaping out.
The World Football Association needs a lot of work. For one, it needs better advertising and exposure. I hardly knew anything about it. In addition, I was informed by one of the GMs that I would be on the team. Then, lo and behlod, I wasn't. Not a good look. Hire the right people, and get the word out. Without that, this is just another fledgling aside that will be gone before you know it. When does it start, how do you join, when does it end, what is the incentive to be involved? Those are all questions I do not know the answers too. The information needed has never made its way down the hill to the users. So many things go by that I am not informed of, and this is just another prime example. It sounds like it could be interesting, but when in one week I go from being told I am on a team to me looking a the statistics and I am nowhere to be found; that is just not acceptable. I would like to see a complete list of requirements and rules regarding the WFA. I don't like being in the dark about things that could actually be fun and entertaining. What a shame.
31. Affliate PT from either SHL/PBE/WSBL. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this UW. And you may only use a max of 1.
WSBL Affiliate PT
Our halftime show should be Prince. There are no other options worthy. Prince had the greatest NFL Super Bowl Halftime Show of all time, and we have no right to fool around with perfection. Hire his hologram to perform immediately. You will not find anything better. You can try all you want to improve on that, but you will fail miserably. The only issues is that he would be able to be contained with the confines of a 20-minute set. When Prince performs, you get what you get and you don't get upset. His full-length setlist would consist of Little Red Corvette, Nothing Compares 2 U, U Got The Look, I Would Die 4 U, Baby I'm a Star, Kiss, Darling Nikki, Purple Rain, Plectrumelectrum, and many more. The players better stay warm and sauna up at halftime, because it may be 3 hours or so before they get back out on the field. If you ask Prince to finish early, it will not go well, and he will play extended versions of unheard songs from Morris Day & The Time. All of these things are worth having the musical genius perform. Check your ego at the door, because Prince Rogers Nelson will not. Get used to it.
26. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
I want to see power-ups on the field like in video games. Step on the 50-yard logo and you are transported to a random spot on the field. You could have an open lane to the end zone, or end up in the middle of a scrum. In addition, let's have the entire field covered in sponsorships. There is never enough money to go around, and the easiest way to get it is to sell useless advertising space to rich suckers. The grass in the end zones should be replaced with 6 foot high cornstalks to make scoring more difficult. The entire field should also be fenced in, and the walls are in play. There would be no out of bounds at all. You would be given 10 plays to score. No first downs at all. No punts, and no field goals. You start every drive at your own goal line. If you fail to score a touchdown in 10 plays, the other team starts at their own goal line. There are no point after conversions. Touchdowns only. Oh, and there is no pass interference. It will be a free-for-fall of epic proportions, and the best conditioned team will most likely prevail. But as they say, that's why they play the games.
30. The World Football Association was established last season and has run through its first season What do you think about the WFC as a whole and how it has been shaping out.
The World Football Association needs a lot of work. For one, it needs better advertising and exposure. I hardly knew anything about it. In addition, I was informed by one of the GMs that I would be on the team. Then, lo and behlod, I wasn't. Not a good look. Hire the right people, and get the word out. Without that, this is just another fledgling aside that will be gone before you know it. When does it start, how do you join, when does it end, what is the incentive to be involved? Those are all questions I do not know the answers too. The information needed has never made its way down the hill to the users. So many things go by that I am not informed of, and this is just another prime example. It sounds like it could be interesting, but when in one week I go from being told I am on a team to me looking a the statistics and I am nowhere to be found; that is just not acceptable. I would like to see a complete list of requirements and rules regarding the WFA. I don't like being in the dark about things that could actually be fun and entertaining. What a shame.
31. Affliate PT from either SHL/PBE/WSBL. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this UW. And you may only use a max of 1.
WSBL Affiliate PT
