8. With awards season upon us, make up an award for your player win for something not on the football field?
If ever there were an award for fastest eater or some type of eating contest, it’s almost a given that Bill de La T. Dauterive will win the award. Bill’s eating abilities have been well documented, as he has competed in and qualified for the National HotDog eating competition. I’m not even sure you can consider what Bill does eating, as he swallows the food whole and doesn’t chew most of what he consumes. It’s as if he is literally breathing the hotdogs in whole like they were oxygen. I am not sure if he could beat the best of the best in the country, but Bill could definitely compete. Bill isn’t an easy guy to beat, and with the amount of depression and emptiness he feels inside, I’m sure Bill will be able to shove a whole lot of hotdogs inside his stomach. Bill doesn’t eat a lot to show off, or to compete. No, Bill eats a lot because that’s just who Bill is. He once ate a whole party’s amount of hotdogs not because he was practicing for any sort of competition, but because he was hungry. Plus, if Bill is given a little extra motivation in the form of a female companion cheering him on, the Billdozer is pretty much unstoppable in an eating competition. Bill is not a single talented man however. If for some reason Bill was unable to win a food eating competition, for instance because his friend Dale entered the competition too and out eats Bill, Bill can find comfort in knowing he has another skill that he could surely win a competition with. Bill Dauterive is an excellent barber. He has a lot of experience being a barber for the US Army, and if there ever were a barbershop competition for who can cut the best hair, I have no doubts in my mind that win the competition. The things Bill is able to do with a pair of hair clippers is nothing short of magical. One time, Bill’s friend Hank had gotten a horrible haircut by his longtime barber Jack, and Hank needed to get his hair fixed in a hurry to look sharp for his company photo. Well Bill Dauterive came to the rescue and made Hank’s hair look flawless. Bill certainly has a lot of special talents, and hopefully one day Bill can win an award on the gridiron also.
14. Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season?
The latest season of the ISFL was quite the roller coaster for the Orange County Otters. Coming into this season, I didn’t know much of what the expect as it was my rookie league in the pros. I wasn’t sure how our team did the previous season, but I knew everyone on our team had one goal in mind for this season, a championship trophy. As the season began, it was becoming more and more clear that the season was more of a rebuilding year for us than a championship caliber year. We hit many rough patches throughout the season, and the frustrations slowly seeped into the locker room. Adding to the mounting pressure we were facing to win more games and turn the season around, our team was beginning to become divided in the locker room. Tempers flared high as we all were visibly frustrated because our best efforts were coming up short. We lost both tight games and were blown out a few times. Aside from our running back Goat Tank, our team in general was not keeping up to the level of competition that the other teams were exemplifying. Despite the overall bad year that the Otters produced, there were a few bright point throughout our season that definitely shouldn’t be overlooked. The games we won were against quality potent teams that are currently in the playoffs. And some of those wins we got against them were blowouts. This fact alone is hugely important and something we reiterated in the locker room following the end of the regular season. No, this season was not going to be our championship season. However, we were not completely devoid of morale. We knew we could compete with the best of them. We lost a lot of close matchups this season, and honestly this has motivated me to work even hard in the offseason. This game of football is a game of inches and it’s is going to take all of us as a team to put our best foot forward and train to the best of our abilities this offseason to become the team I know we are capable of becoming. On a personal note, Bill Dauterive played excellent this year, especially considering he was the second to last draft pick in his draft class. Bill played so well, in fact, that there is a strong possibility he is nominated for defensive rookie of the year. The Otters have a lot of rebuilding to do, but luckily for them they have all the resources available to produce a competitive team next year. Especially if we are able to have a good draft to fill up a couple of our trouble areas on the team.
If ever there were an award for fastest eater or some type of eating contest, it’s almost a given that Bill de La T. Dauterive will win the award. Bill’s eating abilities have been well documented, as he has competed in and qualified for the National HotDog eating competition. I’m not even sure you can consider what Bill does eating, as he swallows the food whole and doesn’t chew most of what he consumes. It’s as if he is literally breathing the hotdogs in whole like they were oxygen. I am not sure if he could beat the best of the best in the country, but Bill could definitely compete. Bill isn’t an easy guy to beat, and with the amount of depression and emptiness he feels inside, I’m sure Bill will be able to shove a whole lot of hotdogs inside his stomach. Bill doesn’t eat a lot to show off, or to compete. No, Bill eats a lot because that’s just who Bill is. He once ate a whole party’s amount of hotdogs not because he was practicing for any sort of competition, but because he was hungry. Plus, if Bill is given a little extra motivation in the form of a female companion cheering him on, the Billdozer is pretty much unstoppable in an eating competition. Bill is not a single talented man however. If for some reason Bill was unable to win a food eating competition, for instance because his friend Dale entered the competition too and out eats Bill, Bill can find comfort in knowing he has another skill that he could surely win a competition with. Bill Dauterive is an excellent barber. He has a lot of experience being a barber for the US Army, and if there ever were a barbershop competition for who can cut the best hair, I have no doubts in my mind that win the competition. The things Bill is able to do with a pair of hair clippers is nothing short of magical. One time, Bill’s friend Hank had gotten a horrible haircut by his longtime barber Jack, and Hank needed to get his hair fixed in a hurry to look sharp for his company photo. Well Bill Dauterive came to the rescue and made Hank’s hair look flawless. Bill certainly has a lot of special talents, and hopefully one day Bill can win an award on the gridiron also.
14. Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season?
The latest season of the ISFL was quite the roller coaster for the Orange County Otters. Coming into this season, I didn’t know much of what the expect as it was my rookie league in the pros. I wasn’t sure how our team did the previous season, but I knew everyone on our team had one goal in mind for this season, a championship trophy. As the season began, it was becoming more and more clear that the season was more of a rebuilding year for us than a championship caliber year. We hit many rough patches throughout the season, and the frustrations slowly seeped into the locker room. Adding to the mounting pressure we were facing to win more games and turn the season around, our team was beginning to become divided in the locker room. Tempers flared high as we all were visibly frustrated because our best efforts were coming up short. We lost both tight games and were blown out a few times. Aside from our running back Goat Tank, our team in general was not keeping up to the level of competition that the other teams were exemplifying. Despite the overall bad year that the Otters produced, there were a few bright point throughout our season that definitely shouldn’t be overlooked. The games we won were against quality potent teams that are currently in the playoffs. And some of those wins we got against them were blowouts. This fact alone is hugely important and something we reiterated in the locker room following the end of the regular season. No, this season was not going to be our championship season. However, we were not completely devoid of morale. We knew we could compete with the best of them. We lost a lot of close matchups this season, and honestly this has motivated me to work even hard in the offseason. This game of football is a game of inches and it’s is going to take all of us as a team to put our best foot forward and train to the best of our abilities this offseason to become the team I know we are capable of becoming. On a personal note, Bill Dauterive played excellent this year, especially considering he was the second to last draft pick in his draft class. Bill played so well, in fact, that there is a strong possibility he is nominated for defensive rookie of the year. The Otters have a lot of rebuilding to do, but luckily for them they have all the resources available to produce a competitive team next year. Especially if we are able to have a good draft to fill up a couple of our trouble areas on the team.
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”
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