Icebear UW:
15. Your ultimus chanpions… Honolulu Hahalua! This team has been the Cinderella story of the ages. Starting the season 2-4 and being able to claw their way back to make the playoffs was a feat in itself. With this only being the second playoff appearance in franchise history the team had overachieved already to this point. BUT THEY WERENT DONE! Going on to upset their next three opponents and taking home the Ultimus.
Now MVP was a tough one as it was a full team effort. But our man Lalo Salamanca put on a show out there vs the Yetis. Salmanca ended up with 8 receptions and 130 yards for 2 touchdowns. So this man earned this MVP and the “Clutch Cowboy” nickname that came with it!
So Lalo was got to enjoy all the little extra perks that come with the Ultimus MVP winner. The biggest of these perks is Lalo’s new 26’ pontoon that we will get to cruise the Honolulu oceans with. But the one that was most enjoyable for the team was his front spot on each of the roller coasters we hit at Disney. For anyone else this would be an award but little did we all know how much Lalo hated heights and roller coasters. Salamanca much rather face a Yetis one on one vs a roller coaster loop!
17.Honolulu, the island for opportunities! With the groundbreaking of our future stadium scheduled for next season. I’d like to make a few suggestions on how I believe it can become the best stadium in the ISFL and other professional stadiums throughout the country. The biggest pitch for the stadium is that the complex would become its own island. Basically this island would consist of the stadium and beaches surrounding the stadium. I can picture it now. Tailgates on the beach? How can you beat that? Fans will get the pleasure of shuttling down from the main islands and get a quick tour of the ocean before each game. Once they arrive to the dock they will be laid and directed to their own private piece of paradise. I’ll say the best part about this new stadium is it’s very open concept. This allows the fans to get the breeze of the beaches and have the lovely view of the ocean. Another great feature is the locker rooms being right now the beach and the requested tradition of the post game swim when the team wins. All the glory of the beach and Honolulu pack into one must visit island! Can’t wait to finally take that game winning swim!
19. David Frank: Britain’s newest futbol star. After years of playing in the international simulation football league, David has decided to take his talents across the pond to play for AFC Richmond. David Frank was recruited by AFC Richmond’s very own Ted Lasso. Ted saw a lot of himself in David and hoped that his uniqueness would help bring together a group of misfits looking to avoid relegation. Ted hopes that David will relate well with the rest of the group include star Jamie Tart. Things get heated when David and Jamie go head to head on Baby Shark vs Jamie tart song and which came first. But after the return of Roy Kent, both Jamie and David are put in their place. With David wanting nothing more than to have Roy proud of him he does everything he can on and off the pitch to get his approval. Little does David know, Roy approves of nothing. This need of approval is something David and Jamie start to bond over which brings together the team together as a whole and create a team chemistry that has never been seen on the pitch before. Is Ted Lasso a genius or is he just the luckiest wanker to make it to the big leagues?
David Frank is a man of many talents and was excited to help his team in whatever way he could. Looking back at the opportunities David had, he was one that could have been successful in many different positions on the field. If the QB crushing Defensive end position wasn’t a need for his team David Frank would have taking his talents to the offense. David Frank is a massive 280 LBs standing at 6’6”. Please find me an LB that would be able to cover this hoss of a tight end. So not only the pure size advantage of David would make him a top tier, but his blazing spend and hands. They hands are something of beauty. These hands have had many hours training. These quick hands will allow for any ball to be snatched up by David!
But I’ll have to say the number one reason David Frank would thrive as a TE is all the end zone targets. So he gets touchdowns. Who cares…. Well all the fans do because David is know around the league for his dance moves. What better stage to show these off than the ISFL while its being stream to tens of people. This man’s dance moves is what will keep him in the media and his natural abilities are what will keep in the record books.
15. Your ultimus chanpions… Honolulu Hahalua! This team has been the Cinderella story of the ages. Starting the season 2-4 and being able to claw their way back to make the playoffs was a feat in itself. With this only being the second playoff appearance in franchise history the team had overachieved already to this point. BUT THEY WERENT DONE! Going on to upset their next three opponents and taking home the Ultimus.
Now MVP was a tough one as it was a full team effort. But our man Lalo Salamanca put on a show out there vs the Yetis. Salmanca ended up with 8 receptions and 130 yards for 2 touchdowns. So this man earned this MVP and the “Clutch Cowboy” nickname that came with it!
So Lalo was got to enjoy all the little extra perks that come with the Ultimus MVP winner. The biggest of these perks is Lalo’s new 26’ pontoon that we will get to cruise the Honolulu oceans with. But the one that was most enjoyable for the team was his front spot on each of the roller coasters we hit at Disney. For anyone else this would be an award but little did we all know how much Lalo hated heights and roller coasters. Salamanca much rather face a Yetis one on one vs a roller coaster loop!
17.Honolulu, the island for opportunities! With the groundbreaking of our future stadium scheduled for next season. I’d like to make a few suggestions on how I believe it can become the best stadium in the ISFL and other professional stadiums throughout the country. The biggest pitch for the stadium is that the complex would become its own island. Basically this island would consist of the stadium and beaches surrounding the stadium. I can picture it now. Tailgates on the beach? How can you beat that? Fans will get the pleasure of shuttling down from the main islands and get a quick tour of the ocean before each game. Once they arrive to the dock they will be laid and directed to their own private piece of paradise. I’ll say the best part about this new stadium is it’s very open concept. This allows the fans to get the breeze of the beaches and have the lovely view of the ocean. Another great feature is the locker rooms being right now the beach and the requested tradition of the post game swim when the team wins. All the glory of the beach and Honolulu pack into one must visit island! Can’t wait to finally take that game winning swim!
19. David Frank: Britain’s newest futbol star. After years of playing in the international simulation football league, David has decided to take his talents across the pond to play for AFC Richmond. David Frank was recruited by AFC Richmond’s very own Ted Lasso. Ted saw a lot of himself in David and hoped that his uniqueness would help bring together a group of misfits looking to avoid relegation. Ted hopes that David will relate well with the rest of the group include star Jamie Tart. Things get heated when David and Jamie go head to head on Baby Shark vs Jamie tart song and which came first. But after the return of Roy Kent, both Jamie and David are put in their place. With David wanting nothing more than to have Roy proud of him he does everything he can on and off the pitch to get his approval. Little does David know, Roy approves of nothing. This need of approval is something David and Jamie start to bond over which brings together the team together as a whole and create a team chemistry that has never been seen on the pitch before. Is Ted Lasso a genius or is he just the luckiest wanker to make it to the big leagues?
David Frank is a man of many talents and was excited to help his team in whatever way he could. Looking back at the opportunities David had, he was one that could have been successful in many different positions on the field. If the QB crushing Defensive end position wasn’t a need for his team David Frank would have taking his talents to the offense. David Frank is a massive 280 LBs standing at 6’6”. Please find me an LB that would be able to cover this hoss of a tight end. So not only the pure size advantage of David would make him a top tier, but his blazing spend and hands. They hands are something of beauty. These hands have had many hours training. These quick hands will allow for any ball to be snatched up by David!
But I’ll have to say the number one reason David Frank would thrive as a TE is all the end zone targets. So he gets touchdowns. Who cares…. Well all the fans do because David is know around the league for his dance moves. What better stage to show these off than the ISFL while its being stream to tens of people. This man’s dance moves is what will keep him in the media and his natural abilities are what will keep in the record books.
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