Zobot Bigboy17. A man of little words, no input and even less potential. His stats last year? 14 games played, 36 pancakes, and 5 sacks allowed. This year? with 12 games played he has 12 pancakes and 4 sacks allowed. Bigboy17 is on par to beat his previous season best if in the next two games he doesn't allow a sack while also obtaining 24 or more pancakes. We need him to get 12 pancakes a game versus the outlaws and the otters, many will scoff at this notion, after all Bigboy17 isn't even a starting offensive lineman for the Wraiths anymore! He's also been MIA since departing for Guatemala some weeks ago. In fact the longer I write this point task, the less I believe he can actually do it or the fact that he's improved from last year. On a more positive note one thing that has improved in Yellowknife ever since last year is the locker room environment. Without Bigboy17 around telling rookies to skip out on practice because "they're never gonna cut you and risk being the laughing stock of the NSFL?" or encouraging other players to follow his all fat diet plan. He claims that ever since he hit the 400lb mark, his play and ability to block has never been better. He's even went so far to claim that "Angus Winchester wishes he could have my athletic frame, if he did maybe he'd have 0 sacks allowed this year"
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