10-27-2021, 08:57 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-27-2021, 11:59 PM by shadyshoelace. Edited 3 times in total.)
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19. If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?If Dante King was lucky enough to be given his own television show broadcasted for the world to see, it would most likely be a real life docuseries displaying what it's like to be a football player for the Baltimore Hawks. The show, of course either titled Dante's Inferno or King of the Gridiron, would follow Dante around as he lives out the day to day aspects of playing the game at the highest level, from the breakfasts that he prepares for himself (lots and lots of bacon, of course), his daily morning pushup regimen, and even give people a peek behind the curtain at his concerningly regular poop routine (only from the waste up, obviously. Unless a distributor is willing to up the price tag. Let me know.) Dante then goes to practice with the camera crew in tow, where they get lots and lots of footage of him dicing up the Hawks defense in scrimmages, running circles around bums like Sheriff Woody and making his offensive counterparts, Busch Goose and Luke Quick, look like they're moving through molasses. After watching Dante dunk on the rest of the team for a while, the show would obviously move on to his nightly routine of decompressing, but you'll have to wait and tune in to see what that entails.
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20. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights.As the season comes to a close and the offseason into full swing, we draw near to the big milestone of the period - the draft. In the Season 32 draft, we see a good number of promising prospects that ISFL teams will covet and hope to add to their rosters to make a big-time impact. Names that I love to see around the league stick out, like KC15, SouljaBoy2007, juniped, UberBJ, ZootTX, and more all looking like great prospects. But one player in particular needs recognition as we go into the draft, and that is my PBE teammate and all around great person @Beegbeegyoshi . As teammates in Cancun, Yosh is one of the real drivers of a great and active locker room, bringing a positive energy that is infectious with his jokes and insights. His activity isn't always at the highest level, but he does what he can and at the offensive line position, his medium earning abilities will be more than welcome on any ISFL team. He currently sits at 118 TPE, tied for fourth-highest offensive lineman in the draft class, so I don't expect him to go incredibly high. But the team that gets him will get a gem of a user who will provide a lot of value to the team on and off the field!
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27. What team do you think has the best branding in the league? What team do you think could use a refresh? Why?It's time to talk once again about my favorite sim league topics, branding! Who in the ISFL has the best brand - location, name, logo, colors, the whole shebang - and who doesn't live up to expectations? I think a lot of teams have made good brand upgrades since I joined the league, with the Baltimore Hawks standing out as a team that used to have a particularly atrocious logo but recently upgraded to a new hawk image that is crisp, modern, and not easily mistakeable for a weird moldy banana. Likewise, the Austin Copperheads and Philadelphia Liberty have undergone changes in the not so distant past to improve their previously lackluster logos. There are really only two teams left in the big league that I have branding issues with. The Berlin Fire Salamanders have a cool concept at their core, but the name and logo both leave something to be desired. The three word, seven syllable name is a mouthful and could be much improved by getting rid of the word Fire. The main logo is very cool, almost overly detailed, but boasts some of the worst text I've ever seen on a sports logo. The other - and worst - offender is the San Jose SaberCats, who aren't offensively bad, just incredibly dull. Stolen team name and location? Check. Incredibly dull colors, that are also stolen from the aforementioned team? Check. Flat, boring logo in a league that has massively upgraded past that? Check. Figure it out, people.
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31. Affliate PT from either SHL/PBE/WSBL. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this UW. And you may only use a max of 1.PBE PT
