Bender doesn't have any living relatives, at least any that he cares about. The closest thing to a sibling would be his best friend's 30 times removed nephew's clone, Hubert. He's a young teen who is mostly into role-playing but recently got into football after seeing Bender kill it on the field. After being asked to meet with Hubert, Bender would say:
"Hey buddy, I heard that you look up to the great Bender. And that makes sense. I mean just look at me. I'm awesome! And look at you. You're just not football material buddy. But you got things going for you! You can still be like Bender! You're smart and lazy. The perfect combination for becoming a criminal! You need to study hard in school so that we can commit crimes and get rich. I already have prep work for you!"
"Oh really?? What's that" asks Hubert.
"I need you to pickpocket your uncle Fry without getting caught. I need some beer money"
Hubert runs off to steal Fry's money and start his journey to become the universe's greatest criminal!
"Hey buddy, I heard that you look up to the great Bender. And that makes sense. I mean just look at me. I'm awesome! And look at you. You're just not football material buddy. But you got things going for you! You can still be like Bender! You're smart and lazy. The perfect combination for becoming a criminal! You need to study hard in school so that we can commit crimes and get rich. I already have prep work for you!"
"Oh really?? What's that" asks Hubert.
"I need you to pickpocket your uncle Fry without getting caught. I need some beer money"
Hubert runs off to steal Fry's money and start his journey to become the universe's greatest criminal!
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