(S32) PT 1 - Mentor

[Dagumpa]

Alright champ, here's the deal. Your entire life, people are gonna be telling you you can't do certain things. You can't play wide receiver, you can't ride this rollercoaster, you can't say you didn't like La La Land despite only seeing the first hour. The people saying that aren't looking out for you. Sure, it might be your mom or dad telling you that. But I'm gonna be the first to tell you: they're just in it for themselves. They have their view of how the world works, which was implanted into everyone's brain by the Reagan administration in 1984. I say ditch those suckers. Drop out of school. Join a traveling circus. Become Bojo the Mediterranean Clown. Get mixed up in the drug smuggling business. Move to Colombia. Meet Pablo Escobar. Get arrested. Become a DEA informant. And then when that's done, maybe try to do a bit better in school because getting an education is more important than anything. I went to Bemidji State University. I'm not getting any job offers if I tear something, god forbid. 

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