Let me take ye back t' me high school days. O' course it's low budget, 'n thar's no instant replay. But, scallywag, some o' those calls still make me mad.
It's the state championship me senior year, 'n I be lined up out wide. Right in from o' the referee. The DB gives me a wee bump at the line, but I muscle through it 'n run past 'im. I be gone fer a touchdown if the QB sees me. O' course he sees me; he's one o' the best. He won Gatorade player o' the year in Kentucky. Anyway, the ball be in the air, 'n the DB grabs a huge chunk o' me shirt aye. Right. In. Front. O'. The. Referee.
No call. I absolutely lose it. Easiest pass interference call in the history o' the world, 'n this scallywag blows it. I get a 15 yard penalty, 'n coach has t' come o'er t' calm me down. When I got back t' the huddle, I told the QB t' jus' throw the ball t' the end zone; I'll catch it. On the mighty next play, I beat the DB again, this time fer a touchdown. I hand the ball t' the referee wit' a sly smile on me face.
Ghastly call, but a happy endin'. We won the state championship.
It's the state championship me senior year, 'n I be lined up out wide. Right in from o' the referee. The DB gives me a wee bump at the line, but I muscle through it 'n run past 'im. I be gone fer a touchdown if the QB sees me. O' course he sees me; he's one o' the best. He won Gatorade player o' the year in Kentucky. Anyway, the ball be in the air, 'n the DB grabs a huge chunk o' me shirt aye. Right. In. Front. O'. The. Referee.
No call. I absolutely lose it. Easiest pass interference call in the history o' the world, 'n this scallywag blows it. I get a 15 yard penalty, 'n coach has t' come o'er t' calm me down. When I got back t' the huddle, I told the QB t' jus' throw the ball t' the end zone; I'll catch it. On the mighty next play, I beat the DB again, this time fer a touchdown. I hand the ball t' the referee wit' a sly smile on me face.
Ghastly call, but a happy endin'. We won the state championship.
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