(S32) Ultimus Week

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31)   (2,5 TPE) @siddhus



32.  (2,5 tpe) What is your team doing this holiday season to help out the community?

The Honolulu Hahalua will have Cobra Kai doing a bar crawl, for each bar he visits and drinks a Coors Banquet, his teammates will donate a 1000 dollars to a charity of choice. Now we all know how well Cobra Kai (thinks he can) hold his alcohol, but this should atleast be 20k a charity and next to that all of his teammates will have a good laugh at how horrible Kai will feel during the day and the next day as well. He’s a popular target to laugh at on the island and this certainly won’t change here. Charities already confirmed by team members: 

Ray the Manta Ray will help the regional sealife protection center
Miles Weperom will help the local food banks
Eleven Kendrick-Watts will help rid the sea of microwaves and other plastic/metal things
Davriel Lavigne will setup a metal festival for homeless people, so they also can have some enjoyment this time a year.

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33. (2,5 tpe) @Kobefromthefrobe  Your team is running Secret Santa, and your player is in charge of getting someone a present. Tell us who you have to get a present for, along with what you get them, and why.

Cobra Kai is confused, he was the last one to put a name out of the secret santa hat, and so far no one got his own name. But the name he pulled out of the secret santa hat was Deffo Not Leroy Leroy, so when he read the name and saw it was Deffo Not Leroy Leroy, he wonder who the heck it was then?  If it wasnt him, who was it. So he spoiled the name asking clarification. You can’t imagine what happened next, but his teammates started to throw all of their beer bottles to his head as once again Kai ruined everything.

The rest didn’t want to draw again, as it already was like the twentieth time, so Deffo Not Leroy Leroy already knows who his not so secret Santa is and he gave Kai instructions on what to buy. The wish list was enormous and Kai had no idea about the 50 dollar limit, so he ended up buying him a cadillac, a jetski and a yearly pass to the fitness club. Leroy Leroy definitly tricked him there.

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34 (2,5 tpe) What are some of your player or your team's holiday traditions?

Cobra Kai has a struggling relation with his kid, and no matter how much he tries, he never can do anything right. So his holiday tradition usually involves sitting in a bar, drinking away the night. He keeps trying to break this habit, but everytime he thinks he does something nice for the kid, it backfires in his face. Even when the Hahalua won the Ultimus, he had got his kid tickets, but he was in the opponents section, which ended up being a torture for him. So this year, Kai is once again alone for christmas. Alone atleast family wise, as his drinking buddies will all be there with similar stories, so while the story sounds sad for Cobra Kai, he has his best friend Coors Banquet near him at all times of the day. It’s not like he has to prepare for a playoff game, so drinking away the holidays, seems like the second best option right?

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