32. What is your team doing this holiday season to help out the community?
So as we maybe probably all know, Yellowknife is a rather small community of less than 20 thousand people, therefore we have something big planned for the entire yellowknife community.
Its gonna be a huge 3 day christmas party throughout the entire town of yellowknife, with daily presents for every. single. citizen. of yellowknife. Since yellowknife is quite a mining hub in the northwest of canada (thanks wikipedia) one of the gifts will be a brand new copy of Minecraft for every citizen. The yellowknife wraiths will also host their own minecraft server with space for every citizen of yellowknife to play simultaniously. However, one odd thing that will happen is future star wr bernd d brot will already be celebrating christmas on the 24th, as that is the actual correct date to celebrate christmas, therefore the party will start a day early before all those americans and canadians celebrate their incorrect christmas day.
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20. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights. Written or graphic option available.
So the prospect i have spent many an hour on scouting for this upcoming ISFL draft is the legendary "lane frost". Honestly, i dont really have much information about his stats, abilities, TPE or highlights, because lets be real, these ISFL gms dont really care about that stuff one way or the other.
But what really is important with this 5 star recruit coming out of the DSFL is his helmet kicking ability. This boi has kicked more helmets than the entirety of this draft class combined and that to me shows an incredible work ethic. He has hurt himself plenty of times kicking a helmet, yet he remains stubborn in his pursuit of the total domination and destruction of his head protection equipment. And that stuff deserves praise. If lane frost doesnt go 1oa im going to kick 100 helmets live on stream, and thats a promise. Watch out ISFL, and hide yo wife and helmets.
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9. Through a random lottery drawing, you have been named the league's new commisioner for a day. Congrats! What improvements would you make to the league if you had the power to do whatever you wanted?
Its not really a surprise i have won the drawing, since luck is in my nature. And boy am I going to be the greatest 1 day commissioner this league has ever seen. I hope yall are ready for this.
My first action as the commissioner would be to outlaw all UberBJ's from not earning alot of TPE. I think this league has gone on way too long with him just cruising by and not putting in the work smh my head.
Action number two would be very simple, just remove OL from the game. Make it BOT only, cmon all u O- line fanatics, its not a cool position in a fantasy sim, be real for a second here.
Action number three would be somewhat a bit more controversial than the obvious removal of Oline. And maybe its also the only real suggestion. Try and make a proper salary cap working. I Honestly dont like the fact, that Free Agency is so heavily leaning towards certain teams, we have seen offseasons where all the good free agents just went to the exact same team, basically scooping up all them high TPE dudes and leaving quite an unbalance in talent distribution among the league.
Action number four would be to introduce compensatory picks to the league. Your teams first 3 picks have suddenly went inactive after drafting them and never got called up to the league? You get one or two nice 2-4th round compensatory picks in the next ISFL draft. In an online simulation football league its really not easy to predict what people will do, suddenly people go inactive for one reason or the other, some system to create parity between teams would greatly help make competition fairer.
The last and maybe most important action of my limited rule would be to ban the kicking of helmets. Helmets are equipment too, and while they may not have feeling the brutal kicking of helmets has gone unpunished for way too long and I will not stand for it as commish.
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So as we maybe probably all know, Yellowknife is a rather small community of less than 20 thousand people, therefore we have something big planned for the entire yellowknife community.
Its gonna be a huge 3 day christmas party throughout the entire town of yellowknife, with daily presents for every. single. citizen. of yellowknife. Since yellowknife is quite a mining hub in the northwest of canada (thanks wikipedia) one of the gifts will be a brand new copy of Minecraft for every citizen. The yellowknife wraiths will also host their own minecraft server with space for every citizen of yellowknife to play simultaniously. However, one odd thing that will happen is future star wr bernd d brot will already be celebrating christmas on the 24th, as that is the actual correct date to celebrate christmas, therefore the party will start a day early before all those americans and canadians celebrate their incorrect christmas day.
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20. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights. Written or graphic option available.
So the prospect i have spent many an hour on scouting for this upcoming ISFL draft is the legendary "lane frost". Honestly, i dont really have much information about his stats, abilities, TPE or highlights, because lets be real, these ISFL gms dont really care about that stuff one way or the other.
But what really is important with this 5 star recruit coming out of the DSFL is his helmet kicking ability. This boi has kicked more helmets than the entirety of this draft class combined and that to me shows an incredible work ethic. He has hurt himself plenty of times kicking a helmet, yet he remains stubborn in his pursuit of the total domination and destruction of his head protection equipment. And that stuff deserves praise. If lane frost doesnt go 1oa im going to kick 100 helmets live on stream, and thats a promise. Watch out ISFL, and hide yo wife and helmets.
157 words
9. Through a random lottery drawing, you have been named the league's new commisioner for a day. Congrats! What improvements would you make to the league if you had the power to do whatever you wanted?
Its not really a surprise i have won the drawing, since luck is in my nature. And boy am I going to be the greatest 1 day commissioner this league has ever seen. I hope yall are ready for this.
My first action as the commissioner would be to outlaw all UberBJ's from not earning alot of TPE. I think this league has gone on way too long with him just cruising by and not putting in the work smh my head.
Action number two would be very simple, just remove OL from the game. Make it BOT only, cmon all u O- line fanatics, its not a cool position in a fantasy sim, be real for a second here.
Action number three would be somewhat a bit more controversial than the obvious removal of Oline. And maybe its also the only real suggestion. Try and make a proper salary cap working. I Honestly dont like the fact, that Free Agency is so heavily leaning towards certain teams, we have seen offseasons where all the good free agents just went to the exact same team, basically scooping up all them high TPE dudes and leaving quite an unbalance in talent distribution among the league.
Action number four would be to introduce compensatory picks to the league. Your teams first 3 picks have suddenly went inactive after drafting them and never got called up to the league? You get one or two nice 2-4th round compensatory picks in the next ISFL draft. In an online simulation football league its really not easy to predict what people will do, suddenly people go inactive for one reason or the other, some system to create parity between teams would greatly help make competition fairer.
The last and maybe most important action of my limited rule would be to ban the kicking of helmets. Helmets are equipment too, and while they may not have feeling the brutal kicking of helmets has gone unpunished for way too long and I will not stand for it as commish.
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