12-17-2021, 02:54 PM
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22- Half-time entertainment: (2.5) If I had the opportunity to direct the half-time show, the only real option for who to get would be Red Panda. If you don't know who Red Panda is, first of all I feel sorry for you.. She is a performer that often plays half time shows for various sports around the country. She usually comes out on a giant unicycle which is impressive enough, but then she brings out all these bowls. She usually starts by stacking the bowls on her feet, (remember she's riding a unicycle) and somehow flipping them up onto her head. She simultaneously rides the unicycle one footed, balances the remaining bowls on her other foot, and balances the other bowls on her head. Its the greatest performance in the history of the earth. I guess we'll need some music too so I'd reach out to the Quad City DJ's and see if they'd be down for a reunion show. Can you imagine seeing 1000s of hype ISFL fans dancing to "The Train" or that one song from Space Jam? wc: 176
32. What is your team doing this holiday season to help out the community? (2.5)
This year, the Grey Ducks are excited to announce that we'll be heading out into the greater Twin Cities to do some fun holiday themed community service. We've set up Franklin Turtle, our very large Defensive Tackle, at the Mall of America with a Santa suit on to take pictures with the kids. Myself and Dax Dangerfield will be running a little soup kitchen handout under an overpass on I-35. (Hopefully this one won't collapse like this bridge did in Minneapolis.) Worthington III, Frost, and Michael Scarn are going to go out caroling around town and give out presents to any kids they come across. Really hoping the presents don't get picked off by somebody on the street, but it has been a tough season for the young QB so you never know...
The GMs, Icebear and Painted are planning on heading to the local children's hospital to hand out gifts for the kids there and mostly just spend time with them. Unfortunately, the kids are going to be a little disappointed they don't get to meet any players and likewise the GMs will be disappointed that no one has any idea who they are.
8. With awards season upon us, make up an award for your player win for something not on the football field? (5)
This year I was very pleased to receive the award for winning the inaugural Great ISFL Bakeoff championship. In the finale I had to bake 3 different things, all of which were extremely difficult but I was able to pull it off. In the signature bake I was tasked with recreating my take on a Tarte Tatin and it could either be sweet or savory. I went with an apple and vanilla concoction and which I think was a really good mix of the traditional caramelized apples with something new and inventive. I was told by the judges that despite the crust being just a tad soggy and underdone, the flavors really shined through.The second round was the technical challenge and I had to make 20 perfectly identical Drake's coffee cakes. I stumbled pretty hard out of the gate as I got all my batter's and molds ready to go but didn't realize til I was about to pop it in that I had forgotten to turn on the oven!! I wasted a good 10 minutes waiting for the oven to heat up, which pushed me back on my plating time at the end of the challenege. Luckily though, they turned out delicious, and I even got a Paul Hollywood handshake! For the final element I had to create a 3 tiered cake that looked like something I cherish. Obviously, after these last two seasons in the DSFL, I had to create a giant grey duck. The top tier was the duck itself with grey and ice blue eyes, the 2nd tier was circle divided into 7 equal segments all decorated to represent the seven other lame teams in the DSFL obviously showing the power of the grey duck to rise above the rest of the league. The bottom tier was a full football field complete with buttercream piped yardlines (that took for-ev-er) and the full Minnesota color rush field design. I'll be honest, it didn't look that great.. too much blue... but both of the other contestants dropped their cakes on the floor on the way to the table. VICTORY!!!
WC: 351
32. What is your team doing this holiday season to help out the community? (2.5)
This year, the Grey Ducks are excited to announce that we'll be heading out into the greater Twin Cities to do some fun holiday themed community service. We've set up Franklin Turtle, our very large Defensive Tackle, at the Mall of America with a Santa suit on to take pictures with the kids. Myself and Dax Dangerfield will be running a little soup kitchen handout under an overpass on I-35. (Hopefully this one won't collapse like this bridge did in Minneapolis.) Worthington III, Frost, and Michael Scarn are going to go out caroling around town and give out presents to any kids they come across. Really hoping the presents don't get picked off by somebody on the street, but it has been a tough season for the young QB so you never know...
The GMs, Icebear and Painted are planning on heading to the local children's hospital to hand out gifts for the kids there and mostly just spend time with them. Unfortunately, the kids are going to be a little disappointed they don't get to meet any players and likewise the GMs will be disappointed that no one has any idea who they are.8. With awards season upon us, make up an award for your player win for something not on the football field? (5)
This year I was very pleased to receive the award for winning the inaugural Great ISFL Bakeoff championship. In the finale I had to bake 3 different things, all of which were extremely difficult but I was able to pull it off. In the signature bake I was tasked with recreating my take on a Tarte Tatin and it could either be sweet or savory. I went with an apple and vanilla concoction and which I think was a really good mix of the traditional caramelized apples with something new and inventive. I was told by the judges that despite the crust being just a tad soggy and underdone, the flavors really shined through.The second round was the technical challenge and I had to make 20 perfectly identical Drake's coffee cakes. I stumbled pretty hard out of the gate as I got all my batter's and molds ready to go but didn't realize til I was about to pop it in that I had forgotten to turn on the oven!! I wasted a good 10 minutes waiting for the oven to heat up, which pushed me back on my plating time at the end of the challenege. Luckily though, they turned out delicious, and I even got a Paul Hollywood handshake! For the final element I had to create a 3 tiered cake that looked like something I cherish. Obviously, after these last two seasons in the DSFL, I had to create a giant grey duck. The top tier was the duck itself with grey and ice blue eyes, the 2nd tier was circle divided into 7 equal segments all decorated to represent the seven other lame teams in the DSFL obviously showing the power of the grey duck to rise above the rest of the league. The bottom tier was a full football field complete with buttercream piped yardlines (that took for-ev-er) and the full Minnesota color rush field design. I'll be honest, it didn't look that great.. too much blue... but both of the other contestants dropped their cakes on the floor on the way to the table. VICTORY!!!
WC: 351
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