32. What is your team doing this holiday season to help out the community?
For the Otters, the team has decided to help out in the orphanages around the community. The players all dressed as Santa Claus have bought tons of gear and toys for these children in need. “We want to help people in need and we thought this year or even maybe the next couple years, we can come out and help these kids in their tough situations” says the Head Coach of the Otters. Spending the day opening gifts and playing with their favorite football players, allows the kids to really engage and feel like a community is there to help. “Obviously we wish we could do a lot more in terms of getting the kids out of these places and into proper homes, but we can at least make them a happy day on Christmas”. Hoping for the best, the team has been promoting these local orphanages, to try and get more people to potentially think about adopting.
(2.5)
33. Your team is running Secret Santa, and your player is in charge of getting someone a present. Tell us who you have to get a present for, along with what you get them, and why.
For Raskolnikov the smile went wide as he saw the name he pulled out of the hat for Secret Santa. Goat Tank Jr. But as a rookie pulling for a vet, not only a vet, the vet. The Goat Tank JR. the player that just recently broke a record on most rushing attempts. What do you get a player like that. Well for starters maybe an actual Goat. Get it? A goat for the GOAT whose name is Goat Tank. Or we could get a Tank? No. NO. That may be a little excessive. Lets just stick to a Goat that brings the Goat a plaque saying that he is the GOAT of ISFL. Well…we could have the goat in a tank bringing out the plaque. That would be cool. The Goat deserves goat things. It is starting to get confusing which Goat term I am using, hopefully the Goat would enjoy it. I mean the player Goat. Well the animal Goat too, we don't harm goats, or animals in general.
34. What are some of your player or your team's holiday traditions?
Feast, the feast of feasts. For the Raskolnikov family, it was always about food. Presents were nice but when you grew up strapped for cash, it was more about the family time and the food that was on the table made fresh by mama Raskolnikov. “We tend to get a ham and a bunch of Russian food such as palmeni, vinaigrette, and other salads. But man after you all that, we are mostly taking naps, it is hard work eating all that delicious food”. The smile creeps up on Raskolnikov's face, and his eyes turn to somewhere else, as if seeing the food in his head. The Raskolnikov face would also tend to play soccer, but in the past few years they have changed the game to American Football with Rodka’s success and ability to play in the ISFL. “It is always great to be with family, especially nowadays playing these tough schedules in ISFL, you really get no time besides the offseason to go and see them”.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
Finally, give me the power. Ultimus half-time show huh? We are going full out. A snail race. Not just any snail race. The Snail Race. The course goes from one End Zone to the other. These snails racing, have been competing all year, and these will be the best of the best. The players go into the room lockers, and the the snails come out. The stadium goes silent and whistle is blown and the snails take off… snail off? Slime off? The race goes, slowly but the thrill is there. People are watching attentively, eyes focused on the snails. The race goes on for over an hour, and finally some of them are close to the finish line. Finally number 3 crosses the line and the stadium erupts in huge cheer, then out of nowhere The Weeknd Comes out wearing the number 3 jersey of the home team and performs one song, only lasting 3 minutes exactly and disappears. The Ultimus Game resumes.
For the Otters, the team has decided to help out in the orphanages around the community. The players all dressed as Santa Claus have bought tons of gear and toys for these children in need. “We want to help people in need and we thought this year or even maybe the next couple years, we can come out and help these kids in their tough situations” says the Head Coach of the Otters. Spending the day opening gifts and playing with their favorite football players, allows the kids to really engage and feel like a community is there to help. “Obviously we wish we could do a lot more in terms of getting the kids out of these places and into proper homes, but we can at least make them a happy day on Christmas”. Hoping for the best, the team has been promoting these local orphanages, to try and get more people to potentially think about adopting.
(2.5)
33. Your team is running Secret Santa, and your player is in charge of getting someone a present. Tell us who you have to get a present for, along with what you get them, and why.
For Raskolnikov the smile went wide as he saw the name he pulled out of the hat for Secret Santa. Goat Tank Jr. But as a rookie pulling for a vet, not only a vet, the vet. The Goat Tank JR. the player that just recently broke a record on most rushing attempts. What do you get a player like that. Well for starters maybe an actual Goat. Get it? A goat for the GOAT whose name is Goat Tank. Or we could get a Tank? No. NO. That may be a little excessive. Lets just stick to a Goat that brings the Goat a plaque saying that he is the GOAT of ISFL. Well…we could have the goat in a tank bringing out the plaque. That would be cool. The Goat deserves goat things. It is starting to get confusing which Goat term I am using, hopefully the Goat would enjoy it. I mean the player Goat. Well the animal Goat too, we don't harm goats, or animals in general.
34. What are some of your player or your team's holiday traditions?
Feast, the feast of feasts. For the Raskolnikov family, it was always about food. Presents were nice but when you grew up strapped for cash, it was more about the family time and the food that was on the table made fresh by mama Raskolnikov. “We tend to get a ham and a bunch of Russian food such as palmeni, vinaigrette, and other salads. But man after you all that, we are mostly taking naps, it is hard work eating all that delicious food”. The smile creeps up on Raskolnikov's face, and his eyes turn to somewhere else, as if seeing the food in his head. The Raskolnikov face would also tend to play soccer, but in the past few years they have changed the game to American Football with Rodka’s success and ability to play in the ISFL. “It is always great to be with family, especially nowadays playing these tough schedules in ISFL, you really get no time besides the offseason to go and see them”.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
Finally, give me the power. Ultimus half-time show huh? We are going full out. A snail race. Not just any snail race. The Snail Race. The course goes from one End Zone to the other. These snails racing, have been competing all year, and these will be the best of the best. The players go into the room lockers, and the the snails come out. The stadium goes silent and whistle is blown and the snails take off… snail off? Slime off? The race goes, slowly but the thrill is there. People are watching attentively, eyes focused on the snails. The race goes on for over an hour, and finally some of them are close to the finish line. Finally number 3 crosses the line and the stadium erupts in huge cheer, then out of nowhere The Weeknd Comes out wearing the number 3 jersey of the home team and performs one song, only lasting 3 minutes exactly and disappears. The Ultimus Game resumes.
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