(S32) Ultimus Week

[furiousPanda]

8. There are plenty of different types of awards in the International Simulation Football League, from the Most Valuable Player to Rookie’s of the year. Personally, I do not think Panda McKyle would win any of them, because the voters kind of hate him, but I do think he deserves some recognition for an amazing season. I will make up an award that Panda McKyle would win and is not football related, which is pretty easy. I have mentioned before in other point tasks, that the gambling addiction of Panda McKyle is real, and the reward will be related to that since he is so good at black jack. So I think he would win the Black Jack player of the year award! Why? You might ask. Well McKyle is a great blackjack player in general. When he goes to the casino every pit boss knows about him. He is out there putting a grand on single hands, doubling and splitting hands at the correct moments in the shoe and planily getting lucky sometimes. He would win tournaments and increase the size of his bankroll.He one time this season won $20k on a single double up. This could easily have him winning the black jack player of the year award. I doubt any other player in the league could compete with him. And McKyle is like the Jordan of black jack, tho he is still pretty good at being an ISFL quarterback. Another off the field award he would qualify for is ‘The GIF master’. McKyle loves responding to management, head office and teammates with GIF reactions. He is incredibly talented at it and it could be outright hilarious. Some of his favorites include: Friday gifs, No bugs bunny gif and the Grinch gif! Anyway, I think those are great awards, Blackjack player of the year and GIF Master. 

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33. My team, the San Jose Sabercats are running a little Secret Santa, and we all are in charge of getting to a teammate. Panda McKyle drew the name Russ, the co-GM of the Sabercats. Now Russ is not a terrible person but this is a good opportunity for McKyle to get creative with his gift. Russ likes buses a lot, like a whole lot. Not really sure why, it is kind of a weird fetish but we’re not here to judge. So McKyle buys him a few models of buses. A San Jose city model bus, a school bus and a zombie apocalypse armored battle bus. Of course, McKyle would not put it together but hopefully Russ has the ability. In addition to the numerous bus models, McKyle wants to give him a gag gift. And what is the best gag gift for Christmas? A huge lump of coal! This is what he gets for making contract negotiations so difficult.

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34. Panda McKyle’s Christmas celebrations are a little different than the typical average Christmas. He celebrates it in a Polish traditional kind of way. Which starts out with Christmas Eve being more important than the actual day of Christmas. This is the day that McKyle’s family would give each other gifts and what not. They would also eat various different meals throughout the day. Usually it is a lot of fish and pierogies. Before dinner, the family would all gather together and give each other ‘Best wishes’ for the new year. So you would walk around to each individual family member and wish them a great new year. Then when dinner comes, it would still keep up with the fish theme and this is what everyone would eat. After dinner, this is where the drinking begins! It usually starts with Vodka, beers and Polish moonshine! Everyone in the family goes ham. Then when the clock strikes midnight, the whole family would go to mass that night.

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