12-23-2021, 12:36 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-23-2021, 12:37 AM by j00. Edited 1 time in total.)
Through a random lottery drawing, you have been named the league's new commisioner for a day. Congrats! What improvements would you make to the league if you had the power to do whatever you wanted?
I would increase fantasy payouts. Maybe this is cause I haven't been winning jack shit in the past few seasons, maybe not. Probably is. But maybe the payout should be 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1 / 0 for 1st / 2nd / 3rd / 4th / 5th / 6th place. Fuck it, double it. 10 / 8 / 6 / 4 / 2 / 0. Let 5th and 6th place fight it out for 1-2 points instead of just resigning for the whole season once they figure out that their draft sucks or whatever. I think that's just underwhelming. Is it really that bad to give out more TPE? I wonder if anyone's done the stats for the percentage of players who are max earners. Also might be interesting to see those who consider themselves max earners, how many point tasks and training camps and weekly activity checks or whatever they've missed. I consider myself a max earner, and at this point, I must've left like over 50 potential points on the table, mostly from forgetting, or having too good a week, or having too bad a week.
Would it also be bad to delay regression by one more season? I can't say, I guess, and I'm not gonna try and impose my opinion. I'm just a lazy f*** and max earning is hard work. It's why I'm gonna be retiring after this season, to be honest. Damn, and people play in these leagues for years as max earners? That's crazy. Okay, I guess not too many people do that, just a select few.
Anyways, my favorite tasks were those that are like, "You get 5 points for participating, and .5 points for every one you get right". I like my participation trophies. Gonna sue me? I just think the sim being so trash is already bad enough punishment. Honestly, props to the sim balance team, I could never do that job, even if I got real life bucks. And these foos do it for free? Crazy. Madness.
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Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season?
Man, it was great just landing here. I got to skip training camp, and I plan to do that again next season. In fact, I don't even plan to practice next season. I've done enough practicing for my whole life if I'm being real honest. But yeah, we kicked it off quick from the start. But then we hit some rough patches in the middle of the season. Some say the football gods are unkind, unjust, and I would tend to agree. I also think that bum Fred Tassow is just absolute garbage and it's no surprise that we got rid of that bum this offseason. He was holding this team back, 100%. I mean, I already kinda knew that from our initial meeting, but the guy gave me a pretty big check so what's a man to do? I didn't wanna come in here as the highest paid player and start callin' for the guy to get fired right away, but shit, maybe I should've. Maybe we would've won the Ultimus if I had spoken up. Shame on me, really. But shit, we got one more chance. Or at least, I got one more chance. This might be the end for me. I'm exhausted. Tired of running. Tired of catchin' balls if you know what I mean. I'm definitely looking forward to the end, especially as my body ain't gonna be letting me do this for too much longer. I've beaten it up for years, never rehabbed properly, and it's all biting me in the ass now. I definitely ain't looking forward to a lifetime of physical rehab, so I'm not sure what I'ma do. Man, the other day I tweaked my back getting out of bed and it hurt for a week. Not even the ladies that I pay so much for were able to help, and that's when I knew this was gonna be my last ride.
I would increase fantasy payouts. Maybe this is cause I haven't been winning jack shit in the past few seasons, maybe not. Probably is. But maybe the payout should be 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1 / 0 for 1st / 2nd / 3rd / 4th / 5th / 6th place. Fuck it, double it. 10 / 8 / 6 / 4 / 2 / 0. Let 5th and 6th place fight it out for 1-2 points instead of just resigning for the whole season once they figure out that their draft sucks or whatever. I think that's just underwhelming. Is it really that bad to give out more TPE? I wonder if anyone's done the stats for the percentage of players who are max earners. Also might be interesting to see those who consider themselves max earners, how many point tasks and training camps and weekly activity checks or whatever they've missed. I consider myself a max earner, and at this point, I must've left like over 50 potential points on the table, mostly from forgetting, or having too good a week, or having too bad a week.
Would it also be bad to delay regression by one more season? I can't say, I guess, and I'm not gonna try and impose my opinion. I'm just a lazy f*** and max earning is hard work. It's why I'm gonna be retiring after this season, to be honest. Damn, and people play in these leagues for years as max earners? That's crazy. Okay, I guess not too many people do that, just a select few.
Anyways, my favorite tasks were those that are like, "You get 5 points for participating, and .5 points for every one you get right". I like my participation trophies. Gonna sue me? I just think the sim being so trash is already bad enough punishment. Honestly, props to the sim balance team, I could never do that job, even if I got real life bucks. And these foos do it for free? Crazy. Madness.
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Describe your player and/or team’s journey through this latest season. What were the highlights? What were the lower points? What might you have done differently? What are your expectations for next season?
Man, it was great just landing here. I got to skip training camp, and I plan to do that again next season. In fact, I don't even plan to practice next season. I've done enough practicing for my whole life if I'm being real honest. But yeah, we kicked it off quick from the start. But then we hit some rough patches in the middle of the season. Some say the football gods are unkind, unjust, and I would tend to agree. I also think that bum Fred Tassow is just absolute garbage and it's no surprise that we got rid of that bum this offseason. He was holding this team back, 100%. I mean, I already kinda knew that from our initial meeting, but the guy gave me a pretty big check so what's a man to do? I didn't wanna come in here as the highest paid player and start callin' for the guy to get fired right away, but shit, maybe I should've. Maybe we would've won the Ultimus if I had spoken up. Shame on me, really. But shit, we got one more chance. Or at least, I got one more chance. This might be the end for me. I'm exhausted. Tired of running. Tired of catchin' balls if you know what I mean. I'm definitely looking forward to the end, especially as my body ain't gonna be letting me do this for too much longer. I've beaten it up for years, never rehabbed properly, and it's all biting me in the ass now. I definitely ain't looking forward to a lifetime of physical rehab, so I'm not sure what I'ma do. Man, the other day I tweaked my back getting out of bed and it hurt for a week. Not even the ladies that I pay so much for were able to help, and that's when I knew this was gonna be my last ride.
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