01-10-2022, 04:51 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-17-2022, 12:23 AM by FootballIsCool. Edited 2 times in total.)
After last season, there were a lot of things to improve after last season. A major one is a decline in pancakes, that is probably due to how Stumpy Jones has mellowed out as he has gotten older. In this offseason, He has focused more on being a role model to the detriment of pancakes. The addition of intelligence and role model has actually been a negative for stumpy. It has taken an edge off of him. It reduced his mean streak which was important for blowing up opposing defensive linemen. Stumpy did miss out on awards, which was a bit of a let down. When considering he was the highest pancake accumulating offensive linemen with zero sacks allowed. In seasons past that would have net stumpy an offensive linemen of the year, but apparently one 15 yard penalty was enough to prevent stumpy from winning, which was very uncharacteristic of the international simulation football league.
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