Personal goals for Cobra Kai
It’s not hard to figure out what Cobra Kai’s goals are for the next season. He wants to dominate as this is most likely his last maxed out season he will have. And if we look at the preseason results, he is set out to cause carnage upon the league. Just by going at these results there is no stopping him, he should win opoty, mvp, rboty and even most handsome player. Unfortunately for him, no one gives a shit about preseason and he wasted all the life he had in him on these four games. While the rest of the league was just chilling and having fun, Kai took it to seriously with a crappy week 1 game as a result. No matter how bad Cobra Kai wants to dominate and win these awards, it’s just not happening. He wont give up though, so hopefully he will get a decent break throughout the season, but for now, the old guy needs to rest first.
It’s not hard to figure out what Cobra Kai’s goals are for the next season. He wants to dominate as this is most likely his last maxed out season he will have. And if we look at the preseason results, he is set out to cause carnage upon the league. Just by going at these results there is no stopping him, he should win opoty, mvp, rboty and even most handsome player. Unfortunately for him, no one gives a shit about preseason and he wasted all the life he had in him on these four games. While the rest of the league was just chilling and having fun, Kai took it to seriously with a crappy week 1 game as a result. No matter how bad Cobra Kai wants to dominate and win these awards, it’s just not happening. He wont give up though, so hopefully he will get a decent break throughout the season, but for now, the old guy needs to rest first.
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COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
S52: Second Team All Pro
S52: Pro Bowl