(S33) PT 1 - Resolutions

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Chuck Roth is not a big believer in New Year's resolutions, however he did make one to close out whatever year we're at in the sim. 2047? idk something like that. Anyways, Chuck's New Year's Resolution was to find something that interested him outside of football so that he can start planning his retirement. It's never fun thinking about the end of your playing career, but with Chuck no longer being the max TPE chad that he once was, the end is far closer than the beginning. Chuck has tried knitting (hands too big), swimming (hates water), coaching youth football (hates children and got fired for fighting the other team's coach), and hiking (dude it's just walking up a hill), but none of these activities were very fun and thus Chuck is still without a hobby to occupy himself when he retires. In the coming weeks, Chuck plans on attempting hang-gliding, bungee jumping, and fishing. Hopefully one of these sticks!

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