(S33) PT 1 - Resolutions

[visceralpotamus]

In 2021 Pasta has resolved to work on his hands and agility. Despite a very strong season last year, Pasta was very upset not to have led the league in interceptions, having lost the lead in the last few weeks o the season. He is hopeful that his offseason training regimen, his plant based diet, and daily mindfulness practice will help to propel him into the lead league in turnovers. A secondary goal is to pick up his first sack in the ISFL. While not traditionally a stat that safeties are looking to take on, pasta is convinced that getting a sack is not only within his wheelhouse, but something that is inevitable. The fact that he is in a rivalry with a linebacker has much to do with this being a goal of his. He hopes to utterly demoralize zephyr by doing what is supposed to be his specialty better than he can. With the new season underway, the optimism is unbridled!