(S2) - Weekend PT #7 - Charity Fundraiser

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I'm here to talk about the latest epidemic that is sweeping across the nation. A new disease called Tiebreakers is infecting athletes throughout many sports and leagues and has even impacted some of our own NSFL players. Medical experts say that athletes afflicted by Tiebreakers will see their season come to an end earlier than expected or desired. Experts have warned that in the NSFL, players are more susceptible to be impacted by this disease when playing for defensive oriented teams. Rumors around the NSFL say that the Yeti's locker room was recently overtaken by a bad case of Tiebreakers and that it may have been the cause for a premature ending to their season. However, if these rumors are true, this recent scare for Yeti players was an eye opening experience. Yeti running back Boss Tweed recently set up a charity event to raise awareness for the victims of Tiebreakers. Each guest at the event will make a donation of their choosing and bring along a tie of their choice. During the event, everybody will tear their tie to symbolize breaking a tie. This strange spectacle will be recorded and circulated around social media in order to spread word about the Tiebreakers disease. The donations will be donated to fund research about the Tiebreakers disease in order help prevent others from being inflicted by it in the future. The tragic ending to the Yeti's season could perhaps lead to good as it could help medical experts fight against the rise of this dreadful Tiebreakers disease.

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