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The advert starts off with a black screen. "Mad World" by Gary Jules can be heard. The screen now shows a picture and the music quiets down.
Standing in front of a large screen television is Philadelphia Liberty Kicker/ Punter Stephen Harris wearing a black suit and looking solemn holding his hands behind his back.
"Every season of the NSFL there is one horrific stereotype that affects a whole horde of its players." He chokes up. "And that is that kickers are not real football players nor are they people."
The screen next to him bursts into life and begins running footage from the second season of the NSFL.
"They say we can't tackle." The televisions shows Archibald Booter attempting to tackle a punt returner and falling flat on his face.
"They say we don't practise with the team and do our own thing." Footage of Cristiano Ronaldo drinking a gatorade whilst the rest of the team runs suicides.
"They say they only have one job and they don't even do that job correctly." It shows Turk Turkleton missing a 30 yard field goal and Stephen Harris's blocked punt from the first season.
Tears run down his face, as the music changes to be more upbeat and the television beside him shows kickers and punters doing their job well. All the 57 yard field goals and clutch kicking.
"We are football players" The screen cuts to black and flashes up a picture of Stephen Harris with his long term girlfriend Dutch underwear model Myla Van der Rijst looking longingly at one another. "And we are good people."
The advert starts off with a black screen. "Mad World" by Gary Jules can be heard. The screen now shows a picture and the music quiets down.
Standing in front of a large screen television is Philadelphia Liberty Kicker/ Punter Stephen Harris wearing a black suit and looking solemn holding his hands behind his back.
"Every season of the NSFL there is one horrific stereotype that affects a whole horde of its players." He chokes up. "And that is that kickers are not real football players nor are they people."
The screen next to him bursts into life and begins running footage from the second season of the NSFL.
"They say we can't tackle." The televisions shows Archibald Booter attempting to tackle a punt returner and falling flat on his face.
"They say we don't practise with the team and do our own thing." Footage of Cristiano Ronaldo drinking a gatorade whilst the rest of the team runs suicides.
"They say they only have one job and they don't even do that job correctly." It shows Turk Turkleton missing a 30 yard field goal and Stephen Harris's blocked punt from the first season.
Tears run down his face, as the music changes to be more upbeat and the television beside him shows kickers and punters doing their job well. All the 57 yard field goals and clutch kicking.
"We are football players" The screen cuts to black and flashes up a picture of Stephen Harris with his long term girlfriend Dutch underwear model Myla Van der Rijst looking longingly at one another. "And we are good people."
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