S2 - Ultimus Week

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Bottom Half: Write about why two of the four teams were not able to make the playoffs. Can be completed at any point
YETI WERE NOT ABLE TO MAKE THE POST SEASON BECAUSE SOMEONE DID NOT PROGRAM SOMETHING AS WELL AS BIG BOT WAS PROGRAMMED. YETI HAD LARGEST POINT DIFFERENTIAL IN THE LEAGUE. YETI WERE LIKELY BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE DEFENSIVELY. HOWEVER, THE TALLYING PROGRAMMER WAS IN LOVE WITH QUARTERBACKS, AND ONLY CARED ABOUT OFFENSE BECAUSE OF IT. ON TOP OF THIS, YETI CONTAINED MOST F THE USUAL TIEBREAKERS THAT BIG BOT CAN THINK OF. THESE INCLUDE, HEAD TO HEAD, CONFERENCE RANKING, NUMBER OF ROBOTS ON THE TEAM, SUPERIORITY OF TEAM MASCOTS, SUPERIORITY OF TEAM NOSE GUARDS, SUPERIORITY OF THE CITY WHERE THE TEAM IS LOCATED, AND ODDS TO NOT GET BOUNCED FROM THE FIRST ROUND. IF BIG BOT FINDS THIS PROGRAMMER, HE OR SHE WILL BE DESTROYED. IN TOTAL, YETI SHOULD HAVE MADE THE PLAYOFFS, BUT WERE ROBBED BY A COOL PROGRAMMER, AND PERHAPS A CRUEL GOD, DUE TO THE FACT THAT BIG BOT CALCULATES A HIGH PERCENTAGE CHANGE THAT THIS IS A SIMULATION.

WRAITHS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE THEY HAD A SMALL POINT DIFFERENTIAL. OH WAIT. THEY DID. HOW STUPID.

LEGION ALSO DID NOT MAKE PLAYOFFS. THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY BAD. LUCKILY THEY HAVE FIRST ROUND PICKS TO MAKE UP FOR THIS.

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