Trump Endorses Bercovici

[Merica]

Bercovici on the upcoming draft:

"You know, I haven't really thought about the draft. I've seen some media say I could be the #1 pick. I'm not saying I'm the best player available but that's what they're saying, you know. They're saying I'm the best. That I have a good arm, one of the biggest arms. Really strong arm. I have a really good head. I never throw interceptions, only touchdowns. Haven't ever thrown an interception in my life - only touchdowns. Look it up. That's what they're saying and I have to say I think they're usually right, but you tell me. I don't know. You tell me.

What I do know is my opponent, Mike Botch - that's what I call him - Botch cause teams will be BOTCHING this entire thing if they draft him. I know that it's absolutely crazy that people are considering BOTCH for their Quarterback. Do you remember the Sugar Bowl? What happened in the Sugar Bowl? I never saw anything like it. That wouldn't have happened if I were the Quarterback. And I'm hearing things about he's not eligible? His paperwork isn't in? I'm not saying that, the papers are. The TV said it. I heard a guy on the TV say he isn't even legal. I mean, we should be checking on that before the draft right? But that's just me. Im thorough. I watch my film.

So we'll have to see. I know we're throwing a party because, let's face it, I always win. I only throw touchdowns and today is gona be a touchdown because I know I'm pretty sure I will be drafted #1. I mean, I never finish second. Never have. I promise you that. I guarantee it."

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This is the greatest thing I've ever read, lmao. @Shaka I knew could count on you, friends got friends back.