*Stunning and Brave

[Sweetwater]

I don't buy this for a second. You're too much of an uptight asshole to like having dicks shoved in it.

Pretty sure that's what makes him so popular with his backdoor buddies.

Also, @Archon, if you're gonna make wild assumptions about me, make sure you say them correctly. It's "Twankversital" not "Twankverstite". You're making it sound like I'm a twank with both boy and girl parts, instead of a twank who is capable of switching between top and power bottom.