09-10-2017, 01:22 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-10-2017, 01:25 AM by runrunpasspunt.)
After the final game of his junior season, his first game starting at Yale, Ryan Fitzfatrick knew he was ready to declare for the drat.
Ryan knows he needs to be a biggest big boy to be a solid DT in this league. In his advanced physics class at Yale, he learned that force equals mass times acceleration. Due to this, he spent his offseason speeding up his reaction time, and going to Chipotle several times a day. Despite a bout of norovirus, Ryan continued to push through.
Ryan knew a Viking beard would scare the hell out of opposing offensive lineman and demonstrate to his loving wife that he was a potent specimen with above average levels of seminal fluid. He worked with the most fashionable man on the planet, Supercuts CEO Steve Price, to don a beard that would give the impression of disgusting, yet unkempt. Knowing his weak spot was his tackling ability, a key skill for defensive tackles along with strength, he sharpened his skill by tackling the employees in his local Chipotle that gave him noro. This brought him a solid night behind bars, something that sealed his bad boy image for good.
The hard work this offseason paid off, as Ryan was drafted in the... 4th round by the Yellowknife Wraiths.
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Ryan knows he needs to be a biggest big boy to be a solid DT in this league. In his advanced physics class at Yale, he learned that force equals mass times acceleration. Due to this, he spent his offseason speeding up his reaction time, and going to Chipotle several times a day. Despite a bout of norovirus, Ryan continued to push through.
Ryan knew a Viking beard would scare the hell out of opposing offensive lineman and demonstrate to his loving wife that he was a potent specimen with above average levels of seminal fluid. He worked with the most fashionable man on the planet, Supercuts CEO Steve Price, to don a beard that would give the impression of disgusting, yet unkempt. Knowing his weak spot was his tackling ability, a key skill for defensive tackles along with strength, he sharpened his skill by tackling the employees in his local Chipotle that gave him noro. This brought him a solid night behind bars, something that sealed his bad boy image for good.
The hard work this offseason paid off, as Ryan was drafted in the... 4th round by the Yellowknife Wraiths.
217 words
