King Bronko didnt need to do anything to prepare for this upcoming season. That would imply that the 2 time Ultimus champ was ready 24/7! But that doesnt mean his offseason wasn't lit as fuck.
Bronko spent about 6 hours a day playing NSFL '17, his favorite game. The game was much better than last years' edition, however, because the Outlaws are so good in real life, using them in a game is almost no fun, since its pretty much always an automatic win.
After that, he'd hit the gym, just to keep fresh. "Thats the key to staying ready for the season", Bronko told reporter Trisha Takanawa, "You dont have to prepare during the offseason if you just never stop that regular season grind!"
Next up, him and his friends would usually mess with their ex-teammate Stormblessed. They would make fake tinder accounts in an attempt to get him to swipe on them, and when they "matched", they would respond to him with pictures of big, fat, hairy men! Yeah, the Outlaws have a lot of free time on their hands.
Anyways, thats what Bronko did in the offseason. Now that he has some actual QB experience under his belt, he has told the league he is coming for that Top QB award!
Bronko spent about 6 hours a day playing NSFL '17, his favorite game. The game was much better than last years' edition, however, because the Outlaws are so good in real life, using them in a game is almost no fun, since its pretty much always an automatic win.
After that, he'd hit the gym, just to keep fresh. "Thats the key to staying ready for the season", Bronko told reporter Trisha Takanawa, "You dont have to prepare during the offseason if you just never stop that regular season grind!"
Next up, him and his friends would usually mess with their ex-teammate Stormblessed. They would make fake tinder accounts in an attempt to get him to swipe on them, and when they "matched", they would respond to him with pictures of big, fat, hairy men! Yeah, the Outlaws have a lot of free time on their hands.
Anyways, thats what Bronko did in the offseason. Now that he has some actual QB experience under his belt, he has told the league he is coming for that Top QB award!
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