(S3) - PT #1 - Rookie Spotlight

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Now we lost a great leader at the TE position this season in Ricky Maddox. He was a beautiful soul, warm and caring. He took that and turn it into unrelenting rage on the defensive side of the ball. We hope he finds his peace. However, knowing that we picked up an absolute stud of a tight end in Joseph Askins! This guy blocks like @ErMurazor fucks, awkward, just so awkward. But god damn does this boy hustle his heart out there, and that's what you need at a position like tight end. You need that GRIT, that FIRE, that PASSION. Askins has that in spades. So what he may like in refinement, he more than makes up in temperament. With a little schooling this preseason from the former GOAT TE, Ricky Maddox, he'll shape up quite nicely and be that reliable safety valve in the passing game, and a FORCE blocking for Nuck and Kennedy in the passing game!

All you boys better watch out cuz he's got a hit list and he's pancaking all of you this season. Pancaking Jayce Tuck, Fuego Wozy, Blaster Blade, Dental Dam, Jonathan Saint, Harrif Ernston, Mark Ramrio, Vinny Cox, Erasmo Broadway, Dominic Verns, Ian Bavitz, Luke Luechly, Dan Miller, Adamle Tomlinson,...

You are getting yo baby powder stinking asses whooped by the new kid! Get ready!


Note: Sorry @jaskins811 I hyped you too much and used you as a way to make a joke about @ErMurazor. It'll be worth it when we win the ship this year