*It's A Logo Roast

[Merica]

Who's not light? I'm light as a feather buddy. You could lift me with your dinger if you tried

I'm just trying to tell you that you aren't funny. None of these are jokes? Not a single one. So try again or don't call this a roast.

Uhm, no, they aren't funny to YOU. That doesn't mean they aren't funny. Plenty of people think it's funny.