*Wraiths Preseason Predictions

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Finally got around to reading this in full. Gotta say, this is some high quality wordsmithing. There are tiny nuggets of gold hidden throughout that I love.

They picked up Clifford "The Big Red Dog" Rove in the draft, perhaps to corner the playing card market on terrible Liberty quarterbacks.

Ricky "the DE stands for DEez Nuts" Maddox delivering more sacks to his chin than a bukkake party

If they are relying on Don Imus wannabe (without the controversy or the personality) Sweetwater to be the cat's meow, that dog won't hunt.