(S3) - PT #2 - Lucky Charms

[ADwyer87]

Let me tell you about the lucky routine of Arizona Outlaws star running back Reg Mackworthy.

Step one for him starts the day before. Before every Sunday, he goes down to The Dancing Pirate, an amputee strip club. When he gets there, he asks for his favorite girl, Chastity. She may only have three limbs, but man can she work them. He gets a lap dance from her and nothing more, Mack respects women of the noble profession of stripping.

Next he of course, before pre-game warm-ups, takes the entire opponents cheerleading squad, and bangs them in the locker room. When he first came into the league, he would have to woo every cheerleader in order to try and get with them. Nowadays, the cheerleaders just line up and wait outside the locker room for him. He has actually injured 5 cheerleaders during these "sessions"

After that, theres not much Mack does. He gets his 200 gallon jug of water next to his locker, after his debacle he needs it. He is usually the last one out of the locker room, he has to take a break to avoid cramps. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the game day routine of Reg Mackworthy