(09-23-2017, 06:06 PM)timeconsumer Wrote:Rumor also has it that Asipi requested this change in advance of playing against Orange County after he began having confusing dreams about Angus Winchester naked and covered in butter and syrup. These started after Asipi recalled how he would have to stare at Winchester's bulging manhood across the line of scrimmage.
Winchester released this statement: "I know my choice to play without pants troubles some people. But I hate to think a guy would have to change his position just because of that. I know Asipi is struggling with some strange and confusing feelings about this, and I want him to know that Winchester and the rest of OC support his life decisions and want him to be happy."
God damnit rofl.
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