Welcome to the newest episode of "The City of Sisterly Love: NSFL Edition"
Today we put a spotlight on the girlfriends and wives of Philadelphia Liberty players. It all starts with the ladies meeting at Becky North's house, [wife of star WR Fox North] for "Bible Study & Martinis" a great mix, right? That's our ladies of Philly for ya! As Becky prepares to recite her favorite bible verse, Myla Van der Rijst, the clumsy, plastic and Dutch girlfriend of K/P Stephen Harris walks in already heavily inebriated and ready to recite some damn Bible Verses! As soon as she walks through the door she reeks of some good Hennessy, a smell Lisa Ann (GF of Budda Browning) loves as it reminds her of the good ol' days and the men she used to "f*ck with". Without a surprise, Myla walks through the door making her presence known. Next thing you know, she channels her inner Sean Taylor and spearheads Becky on "accident", of course. Becky drops her pink, pocket edition of the New Testament, drops her dirti martini and of of course eats shit in the process. Luckily for Myla the gasps of the other ladies were all temporary as they all think Becky is a c*nt. Lisa Ann whips out her iPhone snaps a few pics, posts them on her twitter for her perverted 2M followers and the episode really just concludes there, with them all sipping on their martini's as Becky lays on the floor twitching like an old woman in need of life alert. We don't like to talk about what happened when Martha Jefferson walked in.... (Wife of Lincoln Jefferson)
I also forgot to mention, our show has the lowest amount of viewership on Bravo. Had to spice it up a bit.
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Today we put a spotlight on the girlfriends and wives of Philadelphia Liberty players. It all starts with the ladies meeting at Becky North's house, [wife of star WR Fox North] for "Bible Study & Martinis" a great mix, right? That's our ladies of Philly for ya! As Becky prepares to recite her favorite bible verse, Myla Van der Rijst, the clumsy, plastic and Dutch girlfriend of K/P Stephen Harris walks in already heavily inebriated and ready to recite some damn Bible Verses! As soon as she walks through the door she reeks of some good Hennessy, a smell Lisa Ann (GF of Budda Browning) loves as it reminds her of the good ol' days and the men she used to "f*ck with". Without a surprise, Myla walks through the door making her presence known. Next thing you know, she channels her inner Sean Taylor and spearheads Becky on "accident", of course. Becky drops her pink, pocket edition of the New Testament, drops her dirti martini and of of course eats shit in the process. Luckily for Myla the gasps of the other ladies were all temporary as they all think Becky is a c*nt. Lisa Ann whips out her iPhone snaps a few pics, posts them on her twitter for her perverted 2M followers and the episode really just concludes there, with them all sipping on their martini's as Becky lays on the floor twitching like an old woman in need of life alert. We don't like to talk about what happened when Martha Jefferson walked in.... (Wife of Lincoln Jefferson)
I also forgot to mention, our show has the lowest amount of viewership on Bravo. Had to spice it up a bit.
(290 words)
