(S3) - Weekend PT #5 - Conspiracies

[RedCydranth]

There's an unsubstantiated rumor going around Orange County that star Running Back Erlich Burnsman is still juicing up with gecko blood and that explains his astounding efficiency and touchdown production. These rumors extend back to before he was drafted and there has been no definitive proof that he has ever been infused with any reptilian or amphibian bloods. When reached for comments Burnsman has always denounced rumors but the fact that they persist could point towards some foundation of truth at some point in the young player's career. Some evidence on field points to results one would expect with such enhancing. Geckos have notoriously sticky fingers and Burnsman's ball security has been very solid, especially for a rookie. Also, a gecko had an uncanny ability to fit into spaces one couldn't fathom them fitting. Burnsman, on the goal line always seems to squeeze through any defensive formations designed to stop him. One fan even said he saw Burnsman eat a fly on the sidelines, but this was by a Sabercats fan and no video or photographic proof was ever taken. Until they design a blood test to specifically test for Gecko enhancements, Burnsman will be in the clear. That won't stop haters from speculating, though.
@BoltyMcSpeedy

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