I don’t have a NSFL teammate yet, as I’ve not been drafted. I’m S22 and right now I’m just trying to get this new player task done for those 12 juicy TPE! So instead of a teammate, I’m gonna shout GOD! Thank you god for making my football skills so sick! My sauce is too much for all these fools and I’m gonna be a 1st round pick and get paid in the shade drinking lemonade. And it’s all thanks to you God!! That’s why you gonna min all the NSFL and DSFL awards this year and every year!
With you God, I would just be stuck back in that Lithuanian prison cell with my ankles and wrists shackled and barred in a tiny prison cell with rats gnawing the dingle berries off my unwashed ass. That was not a pretty seen y’all! Thankfully God came and got that Lithuanian judge to get herpes and not be able to appear in court and thereby allowing me a case dismissed. I’m that rural part of Lithuania I was in, there’s only one judge. That one judge just happens to be a tremendously horny person. So he keeps getting herpes flair ups because all the Lithuanian farm girls are born with herpes. So, anyway! Thanks to you God, I’m out and I’m ready to get drafted! You’re the real MVP god! GOD=GOAT!!
With you God, I would just be stuck back in that Lithuanian prison cell with my ankles and wrists shackled and barred in a tiny prison cell with rats gnawing the dingle berries off my unwashed ass. That was not a pretty seen y’all! Thankfully God came and got that Lithuanian judge to get herpes and not be able to appear in court and thereby allowing me a case dismissed. I’m that rural part of Lithuania I was in, there’s only one judge. That one judge just happens to be a tremendously horny person. So he keeps getting herpes flair ups because all the Lithuanian farm girls are born with herpes. So, anyway! Thanks to you God, I’m out and I’m ready to get drafted! You’re the real MVP god! GOD=GOAT!!
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